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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 25th Dec 2021, 19:22
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Old 25th Dec 2021, 19:25
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Now remember, laddie, its a small amount for personal use only dont even think of selling some to your mates.
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Old 25th Dec 2021, 21:26
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What have you done with Zwarte Piet?
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Old 25th Dec 2021, 21:39
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You're too skinny to be Sinterklaas.

Sorry, the bulge was busy elsewhere.
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 08:47
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Hello all, I'm back 😁

During the war Uncle Albert had to take on additional duties during a shortage of long white beards
Or
Due to a shortage of men, women had to step up to rolls normally the domain of men. ' it's alright children, your safe with Santa, (s)he's not a perv '
Or
During the Boxing Day Test the England selectors hope to recruit Aussie children with a vague English heritage.
( sorry not relevant but i need to get in a reference to the appalling First innings performance before the end of the day &#128513
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 10:51
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Filbert-Smythe was always a popular one with the kiddies when it came time to hand out the cigarettes, but at Christmas time he liked to put that little bit more effort in.
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 10:58
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“Remember to make sure the pilot sees you and give him a wave before you peel off; meanwhile we’ll phone in and say we saw him drinking before take-off and plant a bottle in his locker”.

That’ll teach the xxxxx to kick my dog”.
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 12:33
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“Be a pilot? Nee, I want be a Navigator, like Admiral Tromp.”
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 12:48
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Yes the Paternity test shows you all have the same mother and father...Slack Alice and 11 squadron
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 12:53
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You boy, at the back, yes you, stop doing that Buster you'll go blind...
How did you know my name??...
Inspired guess...vanker. ...
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 12:55
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As Santa had been delayed by ATC Restrictions he was still handing out presents on Boxing day .....and to make it worse there was no overtime pay.
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 13:02
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At Christmas Time Fagen enjoyed training a new intake of recruits into how to.Pick a pocket or two, , during the January Sale crowds. ...then some **** invented online shopping.
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 14:49
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If I remember, Ill score this on the morrow, but I have a busy day planned. So last orders folks.
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 16:58
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”See, your mum was telling the truth when she said I was Santa Claus. Just remember you can’t tell your dad or I won’t come back next year”….
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 16:58
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All kinder are to be fitted with the wooden anti -molestation devices in case someone tries to fix it for them , these devices are capable of delivering an unhealthy level of pressure to the other sack should behaviour warrant.
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 17:04
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Wooden shoes
Wooden head
Wooden listen
Must be Dutch

You can always tell the Dutch in any crowd , but they will not listen

quotes from an old Dutch friend told to me long after we removed the golly from the jam ,so I am hoping it is not offensive to any Dutch especially the lovely ones
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 18:23
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Later it was discovered they should not have let Sdn Leader J Saville fix it for the children to see Santa
or
What's that Timmy?. Flippers fallen down the well??
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 18:25
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What's that Jos, one day you'll have a son, name him Max and will win the Motor sport World Chanpionship?? Well better than always a Brit or a Gerry
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 18:28
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Stop whinging sonny and be gratfull for half ounce of Old Shag. I know you wanted new cloggs, but they don't grow on trees you know...
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Old 26th Dec 2021, 18:33
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Cheer up sonny, it's a ticket to this little place I know in Amsterdam...
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