Caption Competition Mk III
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
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“Now remember, laddie, it’s a small amount for personal use only … don’t even think of selling some to your mates.”
Hello all, I'm back 😁
During the war Uncle Albert had to take on additional duties during a shortage of long white beards
Or
Due to a shortage of men, women had to step up to rolls normally the domain of men. ' it's alright children, your safe with Santa, (s)he's not a perv '
Or
During the Boxing Day Test the England selectors hope to recruit Aussie children with a vague English heritage.
( sorry not relevant but i need to get in a reference to the appalling First innings performance before the end of the day 😁
During the war Uncle Albert had to take on additional duties during a shortage of long white beards
Or
Due to a shortage of men, women had to step up to rolls normally the domain of men. ' it's alright children, your safe with Santa, (s)he's not a perv '
Or
During the Boxing Day Test the England selectors hope to recruit Aussie children with a vague English heritage.
( sorry not relevant but i need to get in a reference to the appalling First innings performance before the end of the day 😁
Filbert-Smythe was always a popular one with the kiddies when it came time to hand out the cigarettes, but at Christmas time he liked to put that little bit more effort in.
Ecce Homo! Loquitur...
“Remember to make sure the pilot sees you and give him a wave before you peel off; meanwhile we’ll phone in and say we saw him drinking before take-off and plant a bottle in his locker”.
That’ll teach the xxxxx to kick my dog”.
That’ll teach the xxxxx to kick my dog”.
Join Date: Mar 2010
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“Be a pilot? Nee, I want be a Navigator, like Admiral Tromp.”
At Christmas Time Fagen enjoyed training a new intake of recruits into how to.Pick a pocket or two, , during the January Sale crowds. ...then some **** invented online shopping.
Join Date: Feb 2006
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If I remember, I’ll score this on the morrow, but I have a busy day planned. So last orders folks.
Ecce Homo! Loquitur...
”See, your mum was telling the truth when she said I was Santa Claus. Just remember you can’t tell your dad or I won’t come back next year”….
All kinder are to be fitted with the wooden anti -molestation devices in case someone tries to fix it for them , these devices are capable of delivering an unhealthy level of pressure to the other sack should behaviour warrant.
Wooden shoes
Wooden head
Wooden listen
Must be Dutch
You can always tell the Dutch in any crowd , but they will not listen
quotes from an old Dutch friend told to me long after we removed the golly from the jam ,so I am hoping it is not offensive to any Dutch especially the lovely ones
Wooden head
Wooden listen
Must be Dutch
You can always tell the Dutch in any crowd , but they will not listen
quotes from an old Dutch friend told to me long after we removed the golly from the jam ,so I am hoping it is not offensive to any Dutch especially the lovely ones
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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Cheer up sonny, it's a ticket to this little place I know in Amsterdam...