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Old 29th Sep 2021, 06:39
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Snowball fights ends early when there's work to be done
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The Chinese/ Taliban / NORKS* (Delete as appropriate ) Army are surprised the Americans Navigation error presents them with 3 working Humvee's
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Later it was discovered the keys had been left back as Base, However fortunately each squad did have a Scouser in the crew
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Arn't we meant to be dropping them onto Army Trucks Skip. ..
Yes but they are all off delivering Petrol
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Having slipped it's knots the inflatable Childs Toys floated free
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Old 29th Sep 2021, 07:35
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The new Bond film borrowed very heavily from a previous outing...
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Bugger! It's a sh!t hook...
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Wow... lookit all these mole hills!
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Quick, Northampton Services has just been restocked. Any chance you can drop us near the front of the queue?
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You can hear "Ride of the Valkyries"? I can't hear a fg think over those Wokkas...
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Isn't the Chinook supposed to be a warm dry wind?
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Old 29th Sep 2021, 10:30
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Due to fuel shortages, in London the Chelsea Tractors have to cadge a lift to to the school.
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Stop shouting CRAAAAK!!!
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Old 29th Sep 2021, 10:32
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On Salisbury Plain the local weather person gets it wrong ...again....
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Hoskins, .. acute case of Dandruff?? Go see the MO
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Having ' Dropped one ' out in the open, the Hazchem clean up squad move in
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Later it was discovered the legs sticking out under tbe Hummer was a casually discarded tailors dummy that had been fly tipped ....
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Parking restrictions throughout Greater London became particularly severe under Mayor Comrade Khan's dictatorship...
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Quick, move that Humvee...the sub is coming up !
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