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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 18th Dec 2021, 15:13
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This should take care of that roadkill below!

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Old 18th Dec 2021, 16:09
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Bit early on the drowned-out, Hoskins!
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Old 18th Dec 2021, 17:32
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
As the Australian Grand Prix gets ready for the inaugural race of thr 2022 season, Max ( in the water bomber ) tries to run his opponent off the track.
Race Director claims no investigation needed.
Or
How Lewis wets his pants when he realizes that he has more power but less speed.
Max enjoys another wet race.

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Old 18th Dec 2021, 17:41
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Mars to Birdog helicopter

Thanks for pointing out that couplie shagging in front of their tent This will cool them down !
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Old 18th Dec 2021, 17:43
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Elon, you know there are cheaper ways to fill your pool........
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Old 18th Dec 2021, 17:45
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Heh Heh Heh. I just happen to know where a certain FAA inspector has a camping site......
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Old 18th Dec 2021, 17:48
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Helicopter to Mars

"Gesundheit !"
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Old 18th Dec 2021, 19:50
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This will teach Big Chief Running Water to curb his Raindance for the Apache Nation
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Old 18th Dec 2021, 19:54
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Sat Nav Voice....
Off route re calculating.....or please select a different President to drop a load on...
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Old 18th Dec 2021, 22:32
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"Gonna wash that man right outta my helicopter, errr, hair...."

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Old 19th Dec 2021, 09:18
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Hoskins, I know you came from the CIA but no thats not the Chemtrail tank
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Old 19th Dec 2021, 09:21
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Having has their Submarine confiscated by the Coast Guard, the drug smugglers have to find something else, slow and large to hide under to sneak in below the radar ...what a mistakka to a makka. ...
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Old 19th Dec 2021, 10:06
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time for Plan B when the heli air conditioning failed..
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Old 19th Dec 2021, 10:29
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It was just a quick comp, and I was surprised that a Pom would be game to mention the cricket, but the winner is Kiltrash, with this:

In a vain attempt to save the second Ashes Test, Gower flies over the Adelaide ground
It won't save the Poms but it gave me a chuckle. Well done Kilty!
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Old 19th Dec 2021, 12:10
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You'll gather I'm not a Pom in the known sense of the word and I'm a ABE. ..
( Anyone But England. ..) 😁
post one later today having a last meal out with the family before Lockdown
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Old 19th Dec 2021, 14:31
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Ok everyone what's going on here?


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Old 19th Dec 2021, 15:21
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we're taking in water fast!
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Old 19th Dec 2021, 15:32
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We're diverting to Scotland? Nooooooo...
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Old 19th Dec 2021, 16:02
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“Oh, nooooo … Hoskins is the Marshaller”
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Old 19th Dec 2021, 16:06
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“Look out, there’s a Goat in that cloud.”
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