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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 2nd Jan 2022, 12:44
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It was bound to happen. Trump has weaponised the Karens!
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 12:45
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 17:19
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I SAID it's obvious this thing was designed by a man. It's is crude, bulky, ugly, noisy, and uncomfortable !
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 19:18
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Now do you understand Def Sec, the men do need fluffy seats and soft music when in battle
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 19:20
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Between making meals for the men, the chef is allowed up for a spot of fresh air..
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 19:22
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Helen takes a test spin for the new term school run in Chelsea, in her new improved tractor
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 19:30
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The Minister for Women and Equalities decided not to have any ( additional ) protection for her first meeting with the Prime Minister
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 19:34
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In an attempt to sell the fuzzy wuzzies British Tanks, the Foreign Secretary shows how easy they are to drive, even females can do a three point turn in them...
Yes Minister, but can you comment on reports that ones designed for the Italian Market will have one forward gear and six reverse?
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 19:40
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The morning TV weather presenter agreed to any location to do the forecast. .... but this was beyond a joke having spurned the producers advances
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 19:42
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All right Your Highness were are at Woking Pizza Express and the paparazzi did not twig, thought we were only on maneuvers in Aldershot. ...
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 19:51
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My husband rang and told me to fill up the tank....
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 20:08
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Satan discovers the reason for the sudden cold snap.
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 20:35
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Well Maggie did it.....that made her look good...
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 21:10
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Ohh ohhhh ohhhh ohhhhhhh God does this thing vibrate…. Oooooohhhhhhhhhh
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Old 2nd Jan 2022, 22:02
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Old 3rd Jan 2022, 01:46
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I can feel something warm moving up my inside leg Sgt…
ohh that’ll be Hoskins pet ferret love..
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Old 3rd Jan 2022, 03:21
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Yes Mr foreign power tank sales person, so much easier to see out off, we'll take 100 of them. ..the men will be pleased the Government bought them, so much nicer then those stuffy British ones...and so much cheaper ...
Oh the gun is a ' extra ' never mind we will just make sure not to go to war with anyone then..
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Old 3rd Jan 2022, 03:22
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Yes Mr Cummins, we're at Barnard Castle, nothing wrong with your eyesight, just need to apologise to that nice lady whose pet cat we ran over.
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Old 3rd Jan 2022, 05:12
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Oh, I see the Earth moved for you Ma'am!
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Old 3rd Jan 2022, 07:48
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When the call went out for tank (er) drivers I applied
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