Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Scotty voice

" Cap'n you bend em i'll fix em "

[NutLoose]

Better let Brize know the Autoland is U/S.

[NutLoose]

He muttered something about he could fix it as he had photoshop?

[treadigraph]

When Clark Kent was in the Air Force: "I thought all airplanes had folding wings..."

[Kiltrash]

Now if we could only iron out the small wrinkles we are still on track for the Replacement Carrier COD Aircraft.

[Kiltrash]

Now Boris, had you taken the train back from Glasgow, the Climate Activists would not have attempted the sabotage.

[Kiltrash]

As the crippled aircraft made a successful emergency landing and all on board were saved, Pilot, Captain, soon to be Major Tracy had the rest of his family depart the scene just before the photographer arrived..

[Kiltrash]

Well there I was over Central London on 5 th November and some blighter named Fawkes shot me down...

[Kiltrash]

See what 'appens when you do not follow the " Follow Me " car when visiting a unusual Airbase. .
or.
Boy that lamppost was cemented in well..
or
The Marshaller with the lighted batons was asked where the Forklift was... cr Airplane the Movie

[Wensleydale]

"So show me in the Release to Service Document where it specifically forbids a Cuban Eight?"

[Chu Chu]

We may have to revisit the "fuel it up with hydrogen and run it until something breaks" strategy.

[ORAC]

DARPA’s first attempt at modifying a KC-135 into a research ornithopter proved less than successful…..

[Buster Hyman]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Let's just cut the cockpit section off and build a museum building round it. Say that was always the plan..

Let's just cut the wings off, stick a reactor in it and call it the AUKUS Sub. Say that was always the plan..

[ORAC]

The Chinese team tasked with building a KC-135 clone failed to realise that the “Wan Wing Hai, Wan Wing Lo” scribbled in the stolen plans was a bad joke and not a design specification…

[Frostchamber]

Don't panic everyone. SWO isn't due back til 6 and I've got some Gorilla Glue in the workshop.

[Kiltrash]

CO, XO and Nav Officer are flown back Stateside from Guam...

[ShyTorque]

I think it's time we let Bertha, the wing walker, go.

[Penny Washers]

"A bit late on the round-out, Hoskins?"

[Apologies if someone else has got there first]

[Kiltrash]

Thanks lads that's good, I can use the Horizontal Stabiliser to reach the pole and change the bulb after some miscreants stole the long ladder..

[Chu Chu]

I knew those 5G antennas next to the ramp would cause trouble.