Sorry, bit late, got waylaid by a fluid situation... ahem.
OK the winner is, first out of the starting blocks:
Shytorque with:
They don't like it up 'em you know!
"Well sergeant, we DO!"
Reserve winner is
Nutloose:
We’re going to drop you behind the enemy lines with these wooden guns to cause mayhem and mischief and taking a nod to history we are going to call it Operation Wooden Whores.
Over to one of you two to provide a turkey at which we can chuck our sprouts during the festivities...
Lots of great suggestions as ever - thanks!
Mine might have been: "Sarge, we've all aged 20 years doing this drill". "Aye, and if we have ta age another 20 years, we'll be here till ye all GET IT RIGHT!"