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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 23rd Oct 2021, 12:21
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Floats like a butterfly
And stings like a bee
No underpants; it's the
Scottish Infantry


(Excuse the pause in the middle, the sound of a Merlin interrupted my train of thought!)
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 12:30
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HA HA! Se how high they jump when you jab them in the bum with a bayonet!
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 12:37
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Lads, don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes. Looking up at us, their eyes will be nothing but white!
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 13:33
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Ach…. that’s vot General McAuliffe in Bastogne meant by der nuts.
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 17:18
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The Bosche unwisely attempted to capture the delivery of Mars Bars. The Glasgow contingent arrived to save the day.
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 17:28
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Well Minister, you did say you wanted the army to "help" people get to the vaccination centers....
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 17:33
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Yah Sargent Major the platoon is coming back now pretty sharpish

Why did those silly buggers go over early ?

It wasn't your whistle they heard, it was Fatty O'Donnel's fart !

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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 19:13
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Like to see my soap powder get these stains out at 20 deg in time for kit inspections
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 19:42
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Loganair ground staff enforce Priority Boarding.
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 20:14
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The Knights who say NI regretted saying "Bring me a Shubbery" when they was how it was being delivered.

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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 23:02
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The pen is, mightier than the sword.
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 23:03
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What did you expect to see? We're the Highland Rifles, not the Highland Guns.
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 05:53
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This is how we do the highland fling lads, you put your left foot in and you shake all about, etc, etc.
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 08:24
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The Commandos go ' Commando "
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 08:25
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Nurse Nightingale finds treating Trench Nuts much more pleasurable than Trench Foot.
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 08:28
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Later the men found Standing to Attention came second nature as Section Officer Harvey passed....unnecessarily often....
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 08:31
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General was pleased that each time it was ' His Men ' that won the inter Regiment 3 Legged Race...
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 08:33
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On Guard Duty the men would tie a house brick on their willy, so when ' Going over the top' the Germans would get a real eyeful. ..
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 08:54
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I'm Jock the Peg, diddle iddle iddle um...
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 09:38
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Trench Trampoline Warfare never really took off...
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