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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 16:09
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A group of Andy Stewart fans show their appreciation for his music...
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 16:37
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Hamish McStrong clearly shows his strength by lifting 2 of his comrades over the minefield....right whose next?
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 16:40
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Sargent? ?
Yes Laddie...
If we're in the Army ( now) why do we need life vests??
Them water filled shell craters can be surprisingly deep....
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 16:41
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Och, you'd jump this high if you had a Kilt rash..
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 16:43
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"Run, yon Naafi van mon wants his tick list clearing.."
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 16:46
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Run, yon Beagle want'd to see oor webbing...
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 16:47
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Nutty I deliberaly avoided that one😁😁 But it's better if your wife has a big dollop of Petroleum Jelly...

However..
As Lord Lovat approached Pegasus Bridge his troops get in some Canal Jumping...and so a whole new sport was born..
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The 1942 Grand National was never the same after the PC brigade managed to ban horses.
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 16:49
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Well it is the (wo)man's army, so uniform code does need changing.
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 16:52
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We're Scots, we always charge, but never pay.
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 18:03
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Cut! Cut! Cut!

We're remaking Kind Hearts and Coronets, not remaking Braveheart with bayonets.
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 18:04
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You could easily tell which two had been poisoned; They had been given arsenic via a bayonet!
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 18:22
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Aye, this is how we sort oot the Big Macs from the Quarter Poonders!
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That’s nay battered sausage under ma kilt, that’s ma Mars bar fur later.
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 19:46
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At the First Highland Army Games, an absence of suitable poles led to a new event being devised named the Bayonet Vault...
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Mein gott, that’s a new play on zer Cock, hook and der look.
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Chemtrails? Och, that’ll be wee McTavish wid a dose of yon runs..
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Ah wuld hardly call them magnificent, even if thar is severn.
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