Caption Competition Mk III
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Starlifter? It can't even lift a 
snowflake!
snowflake!
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Private Bunter bet that he could hang his weight off the wingtip for a full minute. The spar bet he couldn't...
As the aircraft skidded to a halt in a shower of flaming sparks, the Fire Crews first action was to....
Put out the hi viz cones....
or
Have another cup of tea...
or
Phone the producers of Airplane the Movie that they had some nice stock footage they could have..
Put out the hi viz cones....
or
Have another cup of tea...
or
Phone the producers of Airplane the Movie that they had some nice stock footage they could have..
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Avoid imitations
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“Well, Bloggs….we’d better leave it there! I’m sorry to say that you’re the only candidate I’ve ever had to fail on the pre-taxy control checks!”
Avoid imitations
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“Quick - bend them all down then no-one will notice!”
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A Flt Lt Neil Williams was flying it, Sire. His inverted approach and last minute roll out was something to behold...
I told you composite wing structures would not stand up to climate change. Dammed things melting.
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There, we’ve got them under the trade descriptions, it can’t lift a Star.
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“Hey chiefy, put in a UOR for 360 metres of Speed-Tape and that buffing-out stuff they use on PPRuNe.”