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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 7th Dec 2021, 16:07
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Yes ma'am, you do need to provide a valid Covid pass before we can let you enter the public area of Buckingham palace.
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 16:11
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I don't care how smart the commissionaire looks, the Palace is not and will never be a hotel!
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 16:30
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Three yaars in the job, eh? Well done I suppose, I have been in mine nearly seventy but then they can't pension me orf in favour of a sailor.
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 16:35
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We're getting early reports that Halifax may have lost a bit of Crown. We should have an update from the Tower soon.
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 16:59
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The small ad asked for someone to help me reply to the begging letters, .... and help with light duties, What do you mean there are NO applicants??
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No ma'am seems that PPRuNe on Social Media managed to scare them all off....
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Bring me that Nutloose chappies head...on a spike..
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 17:01
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Remind me again , Which of the Commonwealth Countries do you represent. ...
After devolution...England...
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 17:03
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Yes ma'am after equal equality I'm your new bottom wiper
( seems that's all I'm qualified for after the latest Cock up's on my watch )
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 18:36
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Your Majesty,
I wanted to inform you 4 hours ago that there was no use to it that you would test our new camo suit yourselves. But I could not find you between the floral furniture.

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Old 7th Dec 2021, 19:13
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Well it started off as a 10,000 piece jigsaw, but we thought it was so nice, we had it mounted and framed.
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 19:48
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"Damned Royal Hangman got it wrong again, that's not the way we tie a noose. Orf with his head!"
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 21:52
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Did you say your name is Carter? Weren't you the Captain of the Good Ship Venus?
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 21:54
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That lanyard of your looks suspiciously like ones bell ring to the kitchens that went missing
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 22:16
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Your Majesty....I am afraid that you are no longer "The Queen", but "The Monarch". I need your permission to re-write the National Anthem.
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 22:20
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Double O Seven tells us that you are just the man to rid us of our annoying Harry problem....

- Ed
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 23:29
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One is doing One's bit so as to be as one with One's subjects in these austere times. Having said that, it's not that bloody cold in here.
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Old 8th Dec 2021, 00:24
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You will do, you have the Windsor nose
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Old 8th Dec 2021, 05:59
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Yes ma'am, it appears you broke Covid Rules by having a Cheese and Wine party last Christmas, but don't worry compared to the Government you are loved by the country
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Old 8th Dec 2021, 06:04
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No sorry I know you won the ' Get the Queen a new partner ' contest on Ch4 hosted by Davina but I'm sorry it just won't work due to our height difference. ....said the flunky. ....
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Old 8th Dec 2021, 06:11
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Your Chandelier ma'am, yes I have found you a nice local trader with 2 lovely assistants to clean and repair. They are experts on Louis 14 ones, been in the trade for 3 generations. I believe they are the ones who helped you back to the Palace when the Bentley broke down on you in Windsor Park. .
Only thing they insist on Cash no cards, VAT or Income tax. ..
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Old 8th Dec 2021, 06:31
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Ma'am, we have had Ch4 on the phone, they would like to come and do a programme on the Windsor Castle makeover, only thing is you would need to move into a caravan in the grounds. They do promise to keep the noise down.
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