Caption Competition Mk III
Three yaars in the job, eh? Well done I suppose, I have been in mine nearly seventy but then they can't pension me orf in favour of a sailor.
HMTQ
The small ad asked for someone to help me reply to the begging letters, .... and help with light duties, What do you mean there are NO applicants??
Flunky
No ma'am seems that PPRuNe on Social Media managed to scare them all off....
HMTQ
Bring me that Nutloose chappies head...on a spike..
The small ad asked for someone to help me reply to the begging letters, .... and help with light duties, What do you mean there are NO applicants??
Flunky
No ma'am seems that PPRuNe on Social Media managed to scare them all off....
HMTQ
Bring me that Nutloose chappies head...on a spike..
Your Majesty,
I wanted to inform you 4 hours ago that there was no use to it that you would test our new camo suit yourselves. But I could not find you between the floral furniture.
I wanted to inform you 4 hours ago that there was no use to it that you would test our new camo suit yourselves. But I could not find you between the floral furniture.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Did you say your name is Carter? Weren't you the Captain of the Good Ship Venus?
Double O Seven tells us that you are just the man to rid us of our annoying Harry problem....
- Ed
- Ed
One is doing One's bit so as to be as one with One's subjects in these austere times. Having said that, it's not that bloody cold in here.
You will do, you have the Windsor nose
No sorry I know you won the ' Get the Queen a new partner ' contest on Ch4 hosted by Davina but I'm sorry it just won't work due to our height difference. ....said the flunky. ....
Your Chandelier ma'am, yes I have found you a nice local trader with 2 lovely assistants to clean and repair. They are experts on Louis 14 ones, been in the trade for 3 generations. I believe they are the ones who helped you back to the Palace when the Bentley broke down on you in Windsor Park. .
Only thing they insist on Cash no cards, VAT or Income tax. ..
Only thing they insist on Cash no cards, VAT or Income tax. ..
Ma'am, we have had Ch4 on the phone, they would like to come and do a programme on the Windsor Castle makeover, only thing is you would need to move into a caravan in the grounds. They do promise to keep the noise down.