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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 26th Oct 2021, 08:22
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"Eeewww, dolphin piddling on me!"
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 08:59
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...and today Mathew I shall be John Thaw, in his " Sweeny ' days, chasing the bad boy Mackerel. These sure are some slippery fish..

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Old 26th Oct 2021, 09:44
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Filming gets underway for the new action movie Fishing Impossible starring Dolphin Lundgren who also does his own stunts.
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 09:50
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Yes I've been tagged by John West, they only select the best, they reject the rest....
* other canning companies are available..
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 09:51
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If Carlsberg did fishing trips, they would be the best fishing trips ever...
* other watered down beers are available
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 10:00
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Damn I better be more specific with this Aladdins lamp thing, a smooth skinned fit female with a cute face, the slight wiff of fish and a desire to film our sex just isn't going to work..
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 10:01
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 10:03
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There's something fishy about all of this.
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 10:04
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You're filming me on porpoise, aren't you?..
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 10:12
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I'm an animal rights protester in disguise just back from filming the senseless mass killing of Dolphins off the Faroes.
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 10:18
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...and on the next series of "The Masked Singer", Bjork takes things one step too far.
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 10:37
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Go on, give us a wave.
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 10:39
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It's a sniper pod, watch out for the incoming eco friendly, bio degradable weapon load.
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 11:56
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After the U.S.S. Connecticut accident, the Navy begins training escorts with flashlights.
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 12:01
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Christ! They've already countered our Sharks with friggen laser beams!
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 13:16
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Gonna need a bigger boat...
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 14:34
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 14:35
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 15:31
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Ahh.. I see you have a blow hole, you must be from the jetblast forum...
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 15:32
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Fancy a jump?
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