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Hoskins, when I asked you to design a rotavator to fit our tractor, that wasn't quite what I had in mind...
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Yes, this is the rival companies product built by ww2 pilot Al Deere, John Deere's brother
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Surely if it's a tractor engine, it should be at the back?
If Carlsberg made tractors.
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A new concept in hover mowers...
Or
It's a lot less bovver in the hover...
Or
It's a lot less bovver in the hover...
What is it? .....well an old piece of redundant farm equipment and a large set of blades....
..obviously....its an 'Ex-tractor fan'!
..obviously....its an 'Ex-tractor fan'!
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A smarter way to keep the frost off the asparagus plants, doesn't need a pilot licence and the hover height is consistent.
Not so good for cherry trees, though.
Not so good for cherry trees, though.
"Hello..is that the Genie complaints line...
..well, when I said I wanted a large chopper that would impress the farmers daughter next door.....it's not exactly what I had in mind!"
..well, when I said I wanted a large chopper that would impress the farmers daughter next door.....it's not exactly what I had in mind!"
Hoskins finally realised the newsagent had made a mistake with his order of 'Build you own helicopter in 500 weekly installments'....somewhere around week 250!
...luckily the farmer next door had the same problem with his tractor project!
...luckily the farmer next door had the same problem with his tractor project!
Avoid imitations
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“It’s OK, it suits me….I’m a really agricultural pilot”
“That’s really asking to buy the farm!”
“That’s really asking to buy the farm!”