Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

At St Ives the harbour tours guarantee you will see Dolphins jumping out the water....
"It's all done with this little button and the 600v TENS machine " . Explained the operator to Greta on her holidays

[Kiltrash]

In the Marine Mammal High jump S20 Paralympic event Flipper had the Swimming in Circle duo event competition sorted

[Kiltrash]

The over wing engine were designed to combat water ingress. However due to Climate Change it was all a bit pointless

[Kiltrash]

As Flipper performed the triple back somersault he was heard to say..." Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.."
( Cr Douglas Adams...)

[Kiltrash]

This? No its the " Japanese Whaling Ship Alert System '" Fitted by Boeing, what could possibly go wrong??

[Big Pistons Forever]

It’s the gun camera for the anti swimmer dolphin. They were getting pissed after not being credited with kills.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Look Ma….No hands!

[Big Pistons Forever]

Yah it’s a Chinese dolphin, how did you know ?

[Big Pistons Forever]

Good thing that thing is not a death ray…..Oh wait….

[Kiltrash]

Bae System Barrow present the new Periscope Mast for the Dreadnought class SSBN. However still can't quite disguise the Optics...
That's another £10m please. ..

[Kiltrash]

Attenborough presents the camera ship for his new underwater series...." Blue Planet ( swimming through raw sewage off the South Coast of England ) .

[Kiltrash]

Police Scotland show off the surveylance system for Cop 26 in the River Clyde....
It's all natural should keep the tree huggers happy.

[treadigraph]

Oi! You tell bloody Greta Garbage from me that I'm a bloody carnivore and tuna is wot I eats. Bloody seaweed! Bloody crustacean food is bloody seaweed...

[cliver029]

And Cilla jumped out shouting suprise!

[Dan Gerous]

What's that Skippy, young Toby's fell down a mine shaft.
Have I got the right script?

[Ninthace]

Flipper finds gainful employment as a freelance paparazzi. Next stop Mustique.

[Kiltrash]

USN train dolphins to swim under the Russian vessel and take photographs before escaping at speed.
If only we had these in Portsmouth..mused Buster ( Crabb)

[Kiltrash]

Tiddles later promised to take on little birds only after a particularly stressful time catching a minnow...
( Should have gone to Specsavers. ..other Opticians are available )

[Dan Gerous]

OK Flipper, we need a surface and a sub surface pass along the nudist beach.
Aye aye Cap'n

[cavuman1]

If you're happy and you know it, clap your, errr, flippers!

- Ed