Caption Competition Mk III
At St Ives the harbour tours guarantee you will see Dolphins jumping out the water....
"It's all done with this little button and the 600v TENS machine " . Explained the operator to Greta on her holidays
"It's all done with this little button and the 600v TENS machine " . Explained the operator to Greta on her holidays
It’s the gun camera for the anti swimmer dolphin. They were getting pissed after not being credited with kills.
Look Ma….No hands!
Yah it’s a Chinese dolphin, how did you know ?
Good thing that thing is not a death ray…..Oh wait….
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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Oi! You tell bloody Greta Garbage from me that I'm a bloody carnivore and tuna is wot I eats. Bloody seaweed! Bloody crustacean food is bloody seaweed...
Flipper finds gainful employment as a freelance paparazzi. Next stop Mustique.
Tiddles later promised to take on little birds only after a particularly stressful time catching a minnow...
( Should have gone to Specsavers. ..other Opticians are available )
( Should have gone to Specsavers. ..other Opticians are available )
If you're happy and you know it, clap your, errr, flippers!
- Ed
- Ed