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Old 18th Oct 2021, 22:13
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Coyotee has to think ' Outside the box ' in another attempt to get Road Runner
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 22:14
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Right that's all 24 Padlocks applied, ( Shouts ) Are you sure about this Mr Blaine??
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 22:16
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Are you sure this was Mr Wallis plan for a bouncing Bomb? ...no wait someone at Bae folded the plans all wrong...
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 22:19
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What do you mean the door is 6 feet wide and the load is 3 Meters wide....So what's the problem?
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 22:23
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....and finally tonight...you'll be pleased to know ..
((High pitched squeeking voice and tears in the eye ))

' No the straps are not too tight, why do you ask ??'
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 22:51
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The original PSYOPS plan was rather different. But we had to do the best we could with the broad casters Hoskins found.
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 23:04
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It’s the first of the Afghanistan international aid funding for delivery to the Taliban, are you sure you’ve set the fuse for it to air burst at 100 foot?
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 23:21
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The final stage of the LM course was to prove that you could be a basket case.
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 23:21
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Okay, let it go! The Sub’s below us!
Ha! This will screw with those Navy guys!
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 23:23
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That’s one hell of a firecracker.
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 23:23
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How big was that exhaust port on the Death Star again? I’ve gotta tell ya, I’m not confident.
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 23:42
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It was a brilliant idea of yours, pick up a duty free washing machine in Mexico, then push it out on finals as we pass over married quarters and before we have to clear customs.
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 00:09
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There must be an easier way to empty the bog, also I donít think itís a good idea doing it over downtown Washington.


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Old 19th Oct 2021, 01:47
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But Sir, you said we were going to Milan and you wanted to see the pallet fall on the runway.

Fall palette, Hopkins. Fall palette.
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 05:10
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"NO, Sarge! Stop pushing! My boot's caught in the aa
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 06:56
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"This mission is going to be a picnic!"
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 07:42
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'Hoskins...you sure this 'burial in air' is ok?'

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Old 19th Oct 2021, 07:45
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"It says it's from Amazon and will I accept it? "

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Old 19th Oct 2021, 07:53
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The Sheep won't half be surprised where the new hay and straw came from...
But we're over Central Croydon with no farm land below....
Yes i know
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 07:59
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Air Force guys at back....

Just let them get on with it, keeps them happy. It's a Army thing
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Dunno why they just don't wait till we land, saves all that re packing malarkey. Still justifies their jobs I suppose
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