Here are the votes of the Caledonian jury.
There are some excellent entries - well done. However, having spent a five year posting in Lossiemouth, the winner must be Hydromet with:
Originally Posted by
Hydromet
"...and if this doesn't frighten them into surrendering, we'll send in the bagpipes."
Please accept the CST together with a copy of Dougie Donnelley's autobiography and complementary tickets to the White Heather Club.