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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 19:15
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MacScroggins is behind us, carrying the Vickers!
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 19:42
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Oooops, beg pardon ma'am, thought this was the Jerry lines. Close your eyes lads, don't stare at 'er assets, aint none of yew lot ever seen a lady nakid before?....
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 20:27
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"They found a spider"
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 21:34
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Jock, hopping in the centre, had one good leg, one amputated at the knee, and a mighty appendage hanging below his kilt, hence the name "Tripod".
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Password? This my password. They're shooting at us up here!

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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 01:19
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When the Movements Officer told McHoskins that he should take extra socks and jocks, as usual, Hoskins misunderstood.
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As the troop had regularly forgotten to put on their
' Dog Tags ' before going into battle the General insisted they had their details tattooed on their
todgers. .
Mac had ''Mac " however as he spears a Jerry
" hrihanish " came into view..

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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 06:29
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After the War, two of the men went into retailing and used their experiences to better mens lives.
Marks and Spencer specialised in 'comfy fit ' ..
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 06:31
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Jerry defences did not need barbed wire, only a thicket of Brambles
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 08:55
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Poppy sellers are a bit assertive this year dear
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 09:24
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If nettles and midgies dinny bother us, dae yae really think wur scared ay yon germins.
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 10:02
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At Bannockburn King Edward felt the Scots had a unfair advantage. Over the crest the Doctor smiled quietly to herself looking out from the Tardis.

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"I don't know about the Enemy, but they certainly scare the Hell out of me."
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...and that's why none of the seven dwarfs were named 'Eunuch'
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 10:20
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A distant call of "Free Beer Here" had the 49th McEwan's Regt in full cry.
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 10:22
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" We'll be cummin..
We'll be cummin.
We'll be cummin down the road.
When you here the noise of the Tartan Army boys
We'll be cummin down the road..."

Repeat when invading Wemberlee in 1967 and in 1977, where's yous goalposts...??

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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 10:23
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They may take our lives but they'll never take our FREEDOM...
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 10:28
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The BOI later reported that in this instance Friendly Fire was tottaly reasonable, After Henry Ffortesque-Smyth had used the Scots Guard helmets as emergency Chamber Pots...
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Gnats!!!




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