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Old 21st Sep 2021, 09:10
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Sir, they say they have a lovely large wooden horse they would like to present to us!
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They're saying the fence we put up is made from Swiss trees and they want their posts back.
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 11:45
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They say the front begins at the Swiss border, so it must be around here somewhere.
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 11:49
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'oskins, are sure the orders say to report to the canton?

Oh wait -- it says "cantonment." My thumb must have been covering the end.
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 14:21
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I fart in your general direction!
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 15:50
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One more word like that Marcel and I will post you to the front line, you won't like it there fighting hoards of migrants at Calais trying to get across to the UK.
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 15:51
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How long ago did Pierre wander off to plug in the electric fence?
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 16:48
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*** Surprisingly slow, but at least Calais finally got a mention! I shall call it some time later tomorrow. ***
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 16:50
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France expresses its opinion on the Grimm-Hoffman affair.
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 16:59
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Anti-clerical troops turn their backs on the Swiss guard.
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 18:58
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The PoW's wont just walk out the front gate this time.....
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nice to see them using the vaulting horse...
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 19:01
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Where did you get these walking sticks from...
The MOD sales book
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 20:22
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After three lesser greater fox badgers were killed by vehicular traffic, an international force was deployed to secure a safe road crossing.
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 20:53
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i know there are 17 off us and he is blindfolded, tied to a tree with a red marker over his heart. But i think we need more support.
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 21:06
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Captain Blackadder knew he was completely buggered this time - if only he hadn't listened to Private Baldrick's cunning plan.
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 22:00
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The troops took a passing interest in the annual Staff Officers' Leapfrog competition.
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Old 21st Sep 2021, 22:14
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"Cut! Cut! Come on, guys! This is Back to the Future 4, and you have to look a bit more surprised when a De Lorean appears in a flash of light!"
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Old 22nd Sep 2021, 05:50
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We are waiting for the Minister of Defence, he said he would be along at some time to fix the hole!
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Old 22nd Sep 2021, 06:40
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Yes yes we fully respect your right to protest, but running across and sitting down on Watling Street ? What do you hope to achieve...??
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OK so if we turn our backs, when we turn round the superior force will magically dissappear?
By the way ' Mr Ostrich ' what kind of name is that?
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