Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

At the post battle press conference the General was asked how his troops managed to get past the German defence line so easily the Gen explained. ..
" Just before H Hour I had the division barber ensure the men had no exposed hair to get tangled on the fence and he applied extra strong aftershave... the soothing lotion we dropped behind enemy lines "

[Dan Gerous]

There was a mad dash when news reached the front line, that the mess was running out of deep fried Mars Bars.

[Kiltrash]

The Chip Shop at Hampden later regretted putting up the " Match Day price list " ( true story )

[Kiltrash]

As the Battle of Old Trafford develops, the Red Devils rush to escape the firing line.. 😁

[Big Pistons Forever]

Well I am sure glad I wasn't the guy who decided the code word for the Scottish Regiment should be "Danny Boy"

[NutLoose]

A Rangers Celtic match was always a fraught affair.

[NutLoose]

Scottish troops storm the Gorbals in Glasgow after mistaking the area with Goebbels one of the Nazi leadership.

[Ascend Charlie]

"This kilt rash seems to be contagious!"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Mien Gott Hans, vatch out!! It is zer Jewish Highlanders!

[Kiltrash]

Ah Prime Minister, we're here to take you into Protective Custody....Your suite at Barlinnie is ready

[Kiltrash]

Look don't knock Kitrash till you have tried it. Has its own kind of pleasure

[Kiltrash]

Vinegar on me chips.... It's Broon sauce BROON only...
sigh...will chef never learn

[622]

Hoskins, when we said skirt around the enemy position.....what we meant was....

[Kiltrash]

...and finally tonight on BBC Orkney secret trials are uncovered from May 1942 to transplant the Menopause gene into the First Argyle and Sutherland Highlanders prove successful. .
The plans were to be in Berlin by Christmases were only partly successful,,,, The men had to stay in a darkened room every 6 weeks

[NutLoose]

I canna see hoow he can charge ma, i'm keeping off his damned grass..

[NutLoose]

[Chu Chu]

Due to an unfortunate misunderstanding, the crucial diversionary attack never made it beyond the jumping off point.

[622]

Early trials of the Highlanders Parachute regiment looked promising...with just small modifications to the kilts - parachutes were unnecessary!

[Wensleydale]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Ah Prime Minister, we're here to take you into Protective Custody....Your suite at Barlinnie is ready

But then, Nicola woke up and discovered that everything had been a really bad dream.

I'll judge later tonight!

W.

[Right20deg]

It was supposed to be just a sporting 50 Clay Shoot in Yorkshire...... but Ian Blackford sent his team from Skye to show how it should be done.