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Old 24th Oct 2021, 13:28
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At the post battle press conference the General was asked how his troops managed to get past the German defence line so easily the Gen explained. ..
" Just before H Hour I had the division barber ensure the men had no exposed hair to get tangled on the fence and he applied extra strong aftershave... the soothing lotion we dropped behind enemy lines "
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 14:05
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There was a mad dash when news reached the front line, that the mess was running out of deep fried Mars Bars.



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Old 24th Oct 2021, 16:27
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The Chip Shop at Hampden later regretted putting up the " Match Day price list " ( true story )
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 18:02
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As the Battle of Old Trafford develops, the Red Devils rush to escape the firing line.. 😁
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 18:14
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Well I am sure glad I wasn't the guy who decided the code word for the Scottish Regiment should be "Danny Boy"
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 00:19
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A Rangers Celtic match was always a fraught affair.
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 00:22
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Scottish troops storm the Gorbals in Glasgow after mistaking the area with Goebbels one of the Nazi leadership.
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 04:11
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"This kilt rash seems to be contagious!"
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 04:23
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Mien Gott Hans, vatch out!! It is zer Jewish Highlanders!
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 09:34
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Ah Prime Minister, we're here to take you into Protective Custody....Your suite at Barlinnie is ready
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 09:36
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Look don't knock Kitrash till you have tried it. Has its own kind of pleasure
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 09:38
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Vinegar on me chips.... It's Broon sauce BROON only...
sigh...will chef never learn
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 09:54
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Hoskins, when we said skirt around the enemy position.....what we meant was....
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 09:56
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...and finally tonight on BBC Orkney secret trials are uncovered from May 1942 to transplant the Menopause gene into the First Argyle and Sutherland Highlanders prove successful. .
The plans were to be in Berlin by Christmases were only partly successful,,,, The men had to stay in a darkened room every 6 weeks

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Old 25th Oct 2021, 10:13
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I canna see hoow he can charge ma, i'm keeping off his damned grass..
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 10:35
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Due to an unfortunate misunderstanding, the crucial diversionary attack never made it beyond the jumping off point.
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 11:28
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Early trials of the Highlanders Parachute regiment looked promising...with just small modifications to the kilts - parachutes were unnecessary!

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Old 25th Oct 2021, 12:13
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Ah Prime Minister, we're here to take you into Protective Custody....Your suite at Barlinnie is ready
But then, Nicola woke up and discovered that everything had been a really bad dream.

I'll judge later tonight!

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Old 25th Oct 2021, 13:02
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It was supposed to be just a sporting 50 Clay Shoot in Yorkshire...... but Ian Blackford sent his team from Skye to show how it should be done.
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