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Old 2nd Aug 2021, 11:05
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The upper deck "surcharge" has put several ticket clerks' children through med school. "I just wish they could put a second 747 on the timetable," chuckled one "some of us have big families."

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The winner of the Indian Michael Jackson look alike competition was disappointed, as he was hoping the organisers would pay for a 1st class seat.





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They said something about safety in numbers when going through Sherwood Forest to avoid being robbed by Robin Hood and his thuggies
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These new Virgin Railways cars are the first class future track to profitability
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Just how am I expected to win the Monday morning commuters farting competition without the benefits and aid of a closed compartment ?
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The cleverly designed buckling roof structure provides a natural hammock for sleeping away those long commutes and excellent annual bathing opportunities during monsoon season .
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Here, what all this about they have added electrification up ahead, my mate told me and refused to get onboard.
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City planner estimates of the queue for the ‘hill’ at Hyde Park Corner.
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The director of the remake of "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon" regrets his decision to use the Sub-Continent" as a location as he shouts "Get the Indians to surround and climb on the Coach".
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In India, it's 8 cows in the car and 40 men on top (give or take 100 or so).
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At Disney Land Mumbai the Runaway Mine Train proved very popular
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During the School Holidays, the travelling fun fair tried to visit as many towns as possible. However as the breaks failed on dead man's curve the passengers were blissfully unaware.
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Well we got the Mass Transit bit right, now to work on the Rapid part....
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As the annual PPRuNe week end away set off it was discovered they had underestimated the number of ' Lurkers '
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Boris has a dream of how HS2 will be a success...
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has a nightmare dream that his children finally meet up
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Reporter ..... Are you concerned about pick pockets being crushed up so close.?
Bert, ..... Quite fancy a strange man fiddling about in my trousers .....
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.aaaand finally... for tonight....

Train announcement," If you look to the left you will see the World Renowned Bengal Tiger, If you look to the Right you will see the World Renowned King Cobra. If you look up you will see the World Renowned Vulture and if you look down you will see the World Renowned Rhinoceros. "
" Now any volunteers to get off the train as a sacrificial Lamb so the rest of us can escape? as the train appears to have broken down "
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We’ve never ran at a profit as we have failed to cut overheads.
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You know, you'd be a lot safer inside the car.

Safer? Are you kidding? By the time we could see the paratrooper, it would be too late.
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I don’t really have a view on this, I suspect it will make life easier for many females in uniform and as such, it would seem a positive move. However…..

it’s a bloody long time since I’ve heard anything concerning airpower or war fighting coming from the RAF. I hope the VSO’s recall the primary purpose of the military, amongst all the social experimentation.
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