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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 20th Oct 2021, 19:33
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You do realise that if this goes all Pete Tong, that the Station Commander will be held accountable, don't you??
Yes, make it all worth while then...
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 19:42
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I joined the Airforce to see the world and what did I become? A bloody meals on wheels delivery service, it’s tragic I tell ya, simply tragic..
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 20:31
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Nigerian Princess Cheques special delivery...at least these won't bounce
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 20:33
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Special Delivery of instant Sunshine...tell the skip to engage Warp Power
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 20:37
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Irish Air Force do a drop of ' stuff ' on Salisbury Plain... Yes Sarge but why does the ' This Way Up ' sticker point downwards??
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 20:54
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The initial trials of the Mail Plane are successful.
" Right lads got the Bag on board without stopping, pass it down to the sorters ready for the Dropoff at Lerwick. "
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Old 21st Oct 2021, 12:02
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Are you sure this is what they meant by "box barrage"?
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Old 21st Oct 2021, 12:27
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It's only hardtack. But if we drop it unwrapped like this, they can pretend they're eating baguettes.
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Old 21st Oct 2021, 14:56
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Yeah, he bought extra large, but Nuttys Swedish P*nis Enlarger never came, so he’s sticking with Band Aids…
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Old 21st Oct 2021, 15:39
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Right, Let's see what FR24 Makes of this. ..
( other plane tracking sites are available )
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Old 21st Oct 2021, 15:43
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The British Navy below will get all excited thinking they have found a consignment of Cocain off the coast of Miami. Pity it's only ex President Trumps Tax Returns
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Old 21st Oct 2021, 19:14
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"What are you waiting for"!!!

"The green light, but bulb has blown and the spares are in this box, but we can't get one till we deliver this to stores".
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Old 21st Oct 2021, 19:50
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Oooops, got distracted - lots of excellent suggestions - a quick pick of the pops and tonight's winner is Wensleydale:
"This mission is going to be a picnic!"
When I saw the pic, I thought it was Kiltrash's entries for the previous round...

Congrats, CST on its way with assorted sandwiches, cakes, crockery, linen and cutlery, and hopefully an aerial delivery system that works...
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Old 21st Oct 2021, 20:53
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Deliveroo gets the new NAFFI contract
Congratulations beaten by a better contributor. ..Wensleydale. ..
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Old 21st Oct 2021, 21:06
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Thanks Chaps. Seconds out - round 2.


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Old 21st Oct 2021, 21:23
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MOUSE,…..l
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Old 21st Oct 2021, 21:25
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Buster made an extra high leap over the tripwire, just to make sure everything cleared it. Nobody knew why Nutty copied…l
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Old 21st Oct 2021, 21:28
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And as there Kilts billowed on the descent, Rodger and Billy gracefully floated to Earth.
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Old 21st Oct 2021, 21:46
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"...and if this doesn't frighten them into surrendering, we'll send in the bagpipes."
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