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In Paris Captain Bannister, invited up to see the TU144 cockpit, was surprised to see full pressure suit and ejector seat...
" Don't you have much confidence in your design Alexei? "
" Don't you have much confidence in your design Alexei? "
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And if I eject, count to 100 backwards before following me out Sir.
These Japanese toilets are really getting fancy!
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Sir this is the all new Cockpit, Female for the use off..and don't EVER touch that button....
Why, I'm the President of the Russian Federation, and I can do what ever I want...push...
Putin wakes up in hospital, Covered in blood stained bandages...what happened??
You just had to push that button, didn't you?
Why yes, what happened? Did it fire the ejector seat?
No, its the automatic Tampon Removal Device.
Why, I'm the President of the Russian Federation, and I can do what ever I want...push...
Putin wakes up in hospital, Covered in blood stained bandages...what happened??
You just had to push that button, didn't you?
Why yes, what happened? Did it fire the ejector seat?
No, its the automatic Tampon Removal Device.
Здравствуйте товарищи!
Time to pull the black and yellow handle on VVP playing with the VVS.
Mention for ingenuity to Wensleydale for "It's sleek, very fast, and can outrun any threat, although it is a little dear". Vlad the Impala.
However, in reverse order:
Third is ORAC: When Putin offered NATO the option of settling differences over Ukraine using Blackjack, there was a problem in translation….
Second is Beamr: Sun Tzu: Great leaders lead from the front. Putin: Khorosho, ready to leave for Kiev.
The winner is Wensleydale: The first one to call me an "aviator" gets sent to Siberia.
The CST (Which I have always assumed to be a solid silver model of a Chippie) is on its way. У вас есть контроль!
Time to pull the black and yellow handle on VVP playing with the VVS.
Mention for ingenuity to Wensleydale for "It's sleek, very fast, and can outrun any threat, although it is a little dear". Vlad the Impala.
However, in reverse order:
Third is ORAC: When Putin offered NATO the option of settling differences over Ukraine using Blackjack, there was a problem in translation….
Second is Beamr: Sun Tzu: Great leaders lead from the front. Putin: Khorosho, ready to leave for Kiev.
The winner is Wensleydale: The first one to call me an "aviator" gets sent to Siberia.
The CST (Which I have always assumed to be a solid silver model of a Chippie) is on its way. У вас есть контроль!
The winner and runners up of the sqn farting contest pose with evidence of the winning fart.
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Tell the cooks to go easier on the curry powder next time we have a Raj night in the mess...
(Just to get that one out of the way)
(Vlad the Impala was my choice for a winner!
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(Just to get that one out of the way)
(Vlad the Impala was my choice for a winner!
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The absence of officers was attributed to their attendance at Hoskins' latest Unit Enquiry.
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Hoskins said he was going to show us this brilliant idea that he called an Ejector seat!
Well, what is it?
Dunno. Haven't seen him since!
Well, what is it?
Dunno. Haven't seen him since!
SWO: The repairs can wait, you two in the hole: barbers, at the double!
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You should have heard the language coming out of the mid upper gunner when it hit, worst case of turret’s syndrome I’ve ever heard.
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If that is the mid upper gunner sitting in the turret, and all he got out of that was a bandaid on his temple, he is one lucky man!
If that is the mid upper gunner sitting in the turret, and all he got out of that was a bandaid on his temple, he is one lucky man!
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It was a delicate operation to remove the skipper from the Lancaster when it was realised he was pinned to the upper fuselage by a 57mm shell up his ass.
If you knows of a better hole - go to it!