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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 21st Oct 2021, 23:32
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The Hamilton Harriers Haggis Hunting Association gets off to a flying start at the opening of Haggis season on April 1st .
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 03:40
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...and at Beecher's Brook Captain Mackenzie has the lead by a short nose from Private Parts, third is...
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 03:40
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Buster and Nutty didn't understand the meaning of Leap Year.
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 03:43
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The Scottish Rugby Union Team square up to the All Blacks at Murrayfield with their answer to The Haka...
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 03:49
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Caledonian Films remakes Privates On Parade...
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The days of the last midge in Scotland were numbered...
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 04:08
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I thought they made it illegal to bait the midges and the noseeums with plums and dingleberries ?
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 04:14
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Our Pat, on the right, was totally confused. Bayonet Practice in Scouse meant something very different!
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 04:15
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Ayeeee... I hate bloody thistles!
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 05:13
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Now do ye see why we call her Wee Nippy?
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 05:51
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Hogwarts CCF on a weekend camp
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 06:46
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At Hampden the defensive wall scared Kane into putting it over the bar
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 06:48
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Proof that nothings worn under the kilt, it's all in total working order
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Who you calling a Jessie?
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 06:55
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In Rose Street, The Publicans later realised perhaps it was a mistake putting the beer up by 3/- a pint.
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 06:57
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Later realised taking a bayonet to a gun fight was perhaps a mistake.
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Wee Nicola sends in the 1st Battalion Mobile Jabbers to forcibly inject the Anti Vaxxers so she can re open Scotland fully.
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Old 22nd Oct 2021, 08:22
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Oooh…nettles! Medic! Dock leaf!
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Deleted scene from Blackadder IV where the Scottish Regiment succeeded when the Captain, Baldrick and Captain Darling failed
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In Croydon the Police request the Army help when riots breakout
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