Caption Competition Mk III
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"It says here it's Arugula."
"No, that's what US Marines say ... "
"No, that's what US Marines say ... "
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Now that’s what you call a wedgie Sir!
Ooooooohh escape underpants, I’d heard about these but never seen any, what does the brown streak on the map signify?
Ooooooohh escape underpants, I’d heard about these but never seen any, what does the brown streak on the map signify?
Avoid imitations
“…and they all lived happily ever after. There, now off to bed, Smithers. And by the way, Smithers, tonight, stay in your own sleeping bag!”
Picture taken just moment before the horrible ambush of the fruit flies , horrible it were , hundreds of em just buzzing , horrible argh . We may never eat fruit trifle MREs in the field again .
Sarge...
What now Smithers? Cant you see i'm busy looking to the Ham rolls and luke warm Tea the NAFFI gave us...
It says 'ere that Elk hunting season starts on the 5th... What day is it today?..
Oh I dunno, the 6th I think... Bang.. Falls frothing at the mouth... Yep defiantly the sixt....
( Inspired by Mailman in Hot Shots...)
What now Smithers? Cant you see i'm busy looking to the Ham rolls and luke warm Tea the NAFFI gave us...
It says 'ere that Elk hunting season starts on the 5th... What day is it today?..
Oh I dunno, the 6th I think... Bang.. Falls frothing at the mouth... Yep defiantly the sixt....
( Inspired by Mailman in Hot Shots...)
Gnome de PPRuNe
Lemmeesee... Number five, "thou shall not kill". Is this Bible stuff compulsory?
Nah of course not Sarge, see number six, you disregard that one every time the Colonel is off the base...
(well it is Sunday...)
Nah of course not Sarge, see number six, you disregard that one every time the Colonel is off the base...
(well it is Sunday...)
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"It's from the Knights of Ni ... they say they want a shrubbery."
Hhmm, it says here that my helmet cover is designed for operations in "Stately Gardens" or similar, while yours is for ops in "Council flats".
