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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 20th Oct 2021, 10:14
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That's just over a million signatures for our petition to have the Military Aviation given protected status, Just gonna drop it off at No10....
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 10:17
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Right Mr D B Cooper, there's the extortion money, all as requested in unmarked $10 bills and you have the parachute, so off you go..Have a nice day..
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 10:20
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I know we don't normally release loads out the side door, But Hoskins here left the back door key at home... again...
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 10:20
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And there it goes, the last ever military air drop. From next week it will all be done by Amozan drones, under a PFI.


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Old 20th Oct 2021, 10:22
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Wheels and securing points never were a great combination, were they ?...
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 11:08
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Hot air balloon

"Let's see if they can get the balloon filled with hot air before it hits the ground!"
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 11:47
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“OK Mr Houdini - just say when”…….
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 11:57
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 11:59
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We've bundled them all together, they're all of Kiltrashes failed witty captions, we're air dropping them to Buster as aid, to see if he can finally win one.







Two for the price of one...
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 12:07
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You did check it for nesting Hedgehogs first? Didn't you Smithers ....
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 12:11
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....are you sure there's enough padding?
The Coffman Starter Trophy is quite valuable...as we drop it to ( insert your Avatar here)
Yes we used Nutty's Inflated Ego as extra protection

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Old 20th Oct 2021, 12:41
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Drop Masters school:
Lesson 1: Push it out the door.
Fail to let go.

Not qualified.

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Old 20th Oct 2021, 12:47
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Don't you normally just tie the string to a door handle, then slam the door to pull a rotten tooth out?
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 12:52
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Having much experience with the flailing arms and legs of the trainees, Sgt Hoskins made sure he always wore his custom testicle protector during drop missions.
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 12:56
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Yeah, Nutty's sending back his order of condoms but, as they expired 3 years ago, they won't take them. This is his last option.
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 13:18
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I don't know what Buster will do with them as they are extra large condoms, hence we have attached a bag full of elastic bands to the side as an aid to hopefully stop them slipping off.

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Old 20th Oct 2021, 13:42
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Nervous? Yes I'm bricking it.
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 14:57
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We've replaced the stretch wrap with biodegradable packaging. Works great as long as the weather's dry.
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 17:47
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Wait 'til we drop the pallet of depleted uranium....

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Old 20th Oct 2021, 18:54
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I'll sit in judgement about this time tomorrow... (7pm Thurs)
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