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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 30th Oct 2021, 07:27
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Dillon, ( magic roundabout ) stop eating the Mushrooms, and it will just ffffade away...
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 07:31
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As a extra measure 50 cals are fitted to make it a gunship.....Farmer John is finally at the end of his tether with them damm crows eating his corn.
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 07:34
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In a nod to the Climate Change Lobby, Wacky Racers design non flying machines.... Old habits die hard.
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 08:08
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If Ken Wallis had been a farmer...
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 08:20
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The students are given a Meccano* set and their design comes to life...
* other child aged 5-10 educational toys are available.

But Sarge they are the 2nd year engineering students, arn't you Nutty?

Last edited by Senior Pilot; 30th Oct 2021 at 08:23. Reason: Meccano, mecanno 🤔🤪
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 08:21
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When they recovered the lost overboard shipping container the Airfix boxes had all split open and got intermingled...
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 08:24
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Nightmare on Elm Street 5 action toy is released in time for Halloween
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 09:11
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For Whom the Bell Ploughs...
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 11:05
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"I'm sorry Commander Bond: Aston Martin were too expensive for this mission".
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 11:24
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Stalin promises the the collective will lift Russia from famine.
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 13:11
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Hoskins sets out to prove that you can fertilize forty acres with a fart.
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 15:23
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♪ I drove my tractor through your chopper last night, oo arr, oo arr... ♫
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 20:48
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I drive my chopper through your bush last night ..
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 20:50
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Think the original ' Aero car ' had more promise...
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 20:53
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The President arrives in Glasgow...well no one would expect tbe most powerful man in the World to use distraction to travel safely...Taxi for Boris...In his dreams
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Old 30th Oct 2021, 22:59
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"Distractor?? Dis tractor is de best in da woild!"
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 09:36
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Old MacDonald decides to rescue his goat which was stuck up in a cloud bank.
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 09:45
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...and Heseltine resigned over this??
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 10:42
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Hoksins aged 7.75 designed a tractor that is guaranteed not to trample the farmers crops...
( my phone does not have a three quarters button. )
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 11:30
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When you say "tractor engined"...


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