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Old 24th Aug 2021, 22:28
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Debbie does Debbie at Dallas Love Field Airport.
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 22:47
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Are you sure this is the best seat available out of Kabul?
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 00:54
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Doris yearned to experience inlet thrust, but she picked the wrong . . . type.
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 00:54
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That is the only turbo fans site , the only fans site has changed since they made them put their clothes back on and introduced strict aviation content requirements fur posts .
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 06:33
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"Who is this Dr FOD person, and when do we get to see the outfits that we have to wear?"
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 06:42
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In an effort to published the size of the new engine fan diameter, Rolls Royce Derby ( 1972) need to show it can comfortably fit not one but TWO airhostess
You do realise in a con they used 4'8" Chinese models
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 06:43
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The following morning at Speke the crew found 90% of the aircraft had been stolen, including all the seats
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 06:46
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First ever known photograph of friendship and Co operation between British Airways and Virgin Airlines
Got a bit catty later
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 07:40
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This is the best hair dryer ever isn't it!

Yes but I wish I could hear George Michael on the radio, the noise is drowning him out...
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 10:18
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"No dear, this isn't anything like a Scarff Ring."


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Old 25th Aug 2021, 13:25
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At St Athan old retired aircraft hostesses await tear down
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 13:27
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Only on a post flight walk round was it discovered Speed bird House had a additional training centre built on the roof.
" Well no body told to to me that " explained the captain, no one understands NOTAM's anyhow..
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 13:32
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Upon landing at Bangkok, QF 1 discovered FOD damage to No2 Engine.
Report read " Double bird strike....no damage a little T Cut won't sort. " " Brown stains will wash off...40c on a cotton setting .. "
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 16:55
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There are two kinds of women: climbers and spinners. Guess to which group these two belong.

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Old 25th Aug 2021, 18:37
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When I was on Concorde, the Captain only had 4 little fans ....
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 18:40
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Later Doris was heard to say, there's one 'ell of a echo 'ere....init
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 18:42
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Captain offered to show me his annular combustion chamber, but I donno what that is, should I agree or just pretend to be a dumb blonde?

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Old 25th Aug 2021, 18:46
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In a show of Nationalistic Willy Waving, Rolls Royce, General Electric and Pratt and Whitney all try and show big is beautifull. However most men prefer their partners petit.
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 18:55
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QF Hostess to BA Hostie

Well ever since we switched from Insecticides spray to a Bromide one, life on Long Haul has gotten a lot better for us..

( from Wiki
It has been said that during World War I, British soldiers were given bromide to curb their sexual urges.[ )
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Old 25th Aug 2021, 22:02
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BA had a conundrum, having employed the worlds first Siamese Air Hostess, they were unsure whether they had to pay them one or two wages.
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