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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 08:43
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British Anti Covid Police demand 1plus meter separation....why not 1 plus YARD..??
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 08:44
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Don't think this is " Stay Local " said the seconded Derbyshire Police
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 08:49
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London Marathon charity Organisers
. .. ..Very good turn out lads but in the Fancy Dress Section , normally you turn up in different costumes ...
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 08:52
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With the announcement of British Rails new train starting the " enthusiasts " all want to pile on the first service....However don't want to be recognised as the saddos they really are...
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 08:56
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Tannoy...
...We regret to announce that due to a lighting failure on Platform 2 we are having to close the station...Your safety is our first priority. Please leave in a orderly fashion...


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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 09:00
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Owing to a flood in the dressing room (s) the Moulin Rouge Cast have to make their way home in costume..
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 09:21
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“Sarge, I know Southern Rail are known for delays…..but 206 years is taking the p*ss”
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 11:36
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Spot the SF guys.
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 11:59
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Salaud! We 'ave been spotted! Didn't I say we should come disguis-ed as onion sellairs...?
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 12:18
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Alright, who reported the frogs on the railway?
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 12:18
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Bogies! Nine o'clock low.
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 12:19
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Sir, I just reread the orders. Apparently we're supposed to return on the 1825.
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 12:20
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Why did that Cockney imbecile call us Wombles? Is that some form of British insult?
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 12:20
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Driving petrol trucks was one thing. But do we look like a guards regiment?
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 14:05
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Beware of Corunna? I think the transport came quicker there.
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 17:35
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Sarge, the sign says " Mind the Gap " does that mean we have to hop it?
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 17:39
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As James Bond chases the baddie through London Underground, the extras pretend not to notice...
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 17:42
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The white bandages round my body? Well it is a very dangerous occupation I'm in.... BBC Political Interviewer...
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Old 2nd Oct 2021, 17:45
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Well in this training course you will see how to maximise the fill in each carriage...
Yes but why do we need bayonets ? ?
They don't like it up em..
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This will be the most orderly boarding of an underground train in rush hour ever.
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