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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th Aug 2021, 08:29
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"Is that a sousaphone in your pants, or are you just pleased to see me?"
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 08:52
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The Type 42 get a engine upgrade to wind power
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 08:56
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As the ship sailed into New Orleans to the sound of a Dixie Jazz Band, the navigator re checked his map for San Francisco....
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 08:58
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As the ship sailed out on its last voyage to Bikini Atoll, the Captain promised them all a wonderfull sun tan.
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 09:07
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Ahhh good, the foghorns have arrived.
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 09:10
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Geez, you would think they would remove these between enemas…
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 09:24
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I think we better leave out the "death metal" section from our repertoire.


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Old 15th Aug 2021, 09:25
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Can anyone even hear my triangle solo?
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 10:20
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The band's rendition of Chris De Burgh's, Don't Pay The Ferryman", didn't go down well.
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 11:06
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The bromine in the milk seemed to do the trick, only 2 of the sailors were horny.
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 11:35
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The Navy demonstrates DARPA's latest development in hearing aid technology. Virtually undetectable in wear (provided you are a bandsman)
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 11:41
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I bought my hearing trumpet as I thought they said it was a stealth ship.

Me too.
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 12:22
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Difficult passage.
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 12:22
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The ship didn't have much of a band, but the surgeons blew their own horns.
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 12:54
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Park assist.
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 13:49
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Deafening tuba music nearly drowns out the order of the day being broadcast over the ship's PA: "All sweepers forward prepare to sweep aft! All sweepers aft prepare to sweep forward! All sweepers amidships prepare to direct traffic!"

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Old 15th Aug 2021, 13:52
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As SS Scarborough pulls into Botany Bay, Buster prepares to give Nutty a rousing welcome party.
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 13:54
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The discordant cacophony of Sly and the Family Sousaphone drove the crew to madness. They lined up on the port bridge wing and fo'c'sle and jumped to their deaths.

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Old 15th Aug 2021, 13:55
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Normally Fog Horns are used in poor visibility, however for the Paralympic " Park a Ship competition " for visually impaired Captains alternative means are needed
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Old 15th Aug 2021, 13:56
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The Crows Nest is re proposed for cases of The Andromeda Strain.
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