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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 23rd Aug 2021, 17:09
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The line up for Bacha Bazi. stretches for another four miles , you should go back to Madame Olga's old Soviet Palace of pleasure and pain . They have a Thursday special two for one , a goat and a donkey combo .
Group discounts for tourists .

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Old 23rd Aug 2021, 19:47
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Look at my Neuralizer. You did not see Air Force One, you did not see President Bush, It was Santa Claus and his Reindeer. ..
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 00:23
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Time to call this one. Mine would've been "Hey! Where is the Afghan Army going?"

Very close decision & it boiled down to most recent victory in the Cap Com so...runner up is...

Originally Posted by Kiltrash
No...Go find your own field toilet...
And our winner is...

Originally Posted by 622
Private Hoskins's morale boosting ventriloquist act was never the same since he lost 'Rodney'.
Over to you, 622!
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 06:51
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Thank you very much Buster.

Ok, don't think we have had this before....so do your best all!



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Old 24th Aug 2021, 07:13
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Have you ever been sucked out on an Airbus before?
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 07:55
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Jets are fine, Doris, but I still prefer the old "suck, squeeze, bang, blow."
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 08:06
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Nope I think that engineer Nutloose fitted a couple of extra long 2 inch bolts in tbe bottom casing housing...again
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 08:07
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Is it my eyesight but our varicose veins are sticking out a bit
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 08:09
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The mood changed somewhat when it was realised Captain Hoskins was the check pilot on this flight
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 08:10
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This didn't work very well - I'm going back to my Venus Deluxe...
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 08:12
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Disability groups applaud the Airlines descission to employ the Doris and Betty conjoined twins.
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 09:28
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No, the full blow job effect comes later, we have to start sucking first.
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 09:30
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The captain said as you both like mincing around the apron he will arange for us to do it in style.
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 09:47
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That nice Mr Hoskins said he'd like us to do the push back today.....
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 10:02
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Lucky we don't work for Emirates, they would have tied us to that bloody skyscraper in Dubai!
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Nah, I still prefer the washing machine.
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Is this what they call a Trolley Start?
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 11:57
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And in the compressor section, the air molecules are squeezed together and begin to get hot.
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 12:09
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See, I told ya, what's the point of painting a bird scarer on the spinner, cause it ain't working!
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