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Old 27th Aug 2021, 19:33
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Don’t worry, Biden says he’s got your back… Biden?…………..​​​​​…Biden WTF are you…?????
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 19:44
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 19:46
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 19:56
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meanwhile back at Bagram….


All my bags are packed

I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin'
It's early morn
The C seventeens waitin'
He's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome
I could die
Oh babe, I’m really glad to go

So kiss my ass and smile for me

Tell me that you'll die for me
Hold the country like you never held before
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when we’ll back again

There's so many times We’ve let you down

So many times We’ve played around
I tell you now, they don't mean a thing
Every place I go, I'll think of you
Every song I sing, I'll sing for you
When We come back, We’ll kiss your ring

So kiss my ass and smile for me

Tell me that you'll die for me
Hold the country like you never held before
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when we’ll back again

Now the time has come for us to leave

So, One more time
Let us kiss your ring
Then close your eyes
And We’ll be on our way
Dream about the days to come
When We won't have to leave alone
About the times, We won't have to say
The Taliban won and were on our way


So kiss my ass and smile for me
Tell me that you'll die for me
Hold the country like you never held before
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when we’ll back again

But, I'm leavin' on a jet plane

Don't know when We’ll be back again
Oh babe, I’m glad to go


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Old 27th Aug 2021, 19:57
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Sh*t happens when you mix up Zulu with Local.
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 20:08
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This ain’t going to work, look ‘es ‘opping in a straight line, I understand destroying all records, but our hopscotch court was a step to far.
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 20:22
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Come for a Bank Holiday he said
To Camber Sands he said
Come as you are he said
Pity he forgot to check the tide tables
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 20:25
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At Fort Bragg this year's intake was not as popular as previous ones
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 20:27
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Sorry Pfc Zachar Zulu, Your names last on the list and we had to get the Generals Drinks Cabinet on the last flight. Pakistan's that a way ...
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 20:28
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Why always me??
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 20:30
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In a race against time Schultz drew the short straw, to get the ice creams back to the crew before they melted
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 20:32
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Should have joined the Air Force....then i would have been home in time for tea and medals
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 20:35
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 20:38
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Got kicked off to make room for some animals, he growled, I'm off to see the skipper...
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 20:40
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Tbe Taliban laid Landmines every Two Feet, So i'm only using one foot, Reasoned Corporal O'Shawnessey
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 20:49
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The Taleban's nicked the departure hall!
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 22:08
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Remember it’s hop skip and jump.
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 22:11
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I don’t know what he’s running for, they shipped the NAAFI wagon out on the last Herc.
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 22:14
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He says he’s forgot his porn stash.
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 22:21
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Since when has the C17 used keys to start?
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