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Old 28th May 2021, 10:19
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Well it was a 4 man bomber crew, But Fritz did not make it back, so the drinks are on him.
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Old 28th May 2021, 10:22
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Schnapps gives you wings... whoaaaaaaaaa!
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Old 28th May 2021, 10:26
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News spreads like wildfire when it was reported that Unteroffizier Harvey was skinny dipping
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Old 28th May 2021, 10:27
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Maverick discovers Hoskins was putting speed humps in the runway...
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Old 28th May 2021, 10:29
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In Monte Carlo, Herr Bottas discovered the wheel would not come off, that did not deter him however, he just redistributed the weight.
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Old 28th May 2021, 10:50
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I think Hermann just farted...
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Old 28th May 2021, 11:06
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Nein, Nein, Nein, Herr Obersturmführer. The motorcycle may have been leaning left, but we were leaning right.
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Old 28th May 2021, 11:46
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Karl is only smiling because he is sitting on the sidecars machinegun.
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Old 28th May 2021, 11:47
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Vot dust 2 Vorld Vars and von Vorld cup mean?
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Old 28th May 2021, 11:48
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Bit late on der round out, Fritzkins.
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vatch zer manhol cover, zer may be a Corbyn under it.
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Old 28th May 2021, 14:46
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It was obvious that Lieutenant Gruber had been at the Schnapps again.
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Old 28th May 2021, 15:52
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Fritz, Franz, and Otto share happy memories from the days when there were Schweinfurt bearings for all three wheels.
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Old 28th May 2021, 15:59
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Hold my Beer.....watch this!
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Old 28th May 2021, 16:18
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Oh Helmut! We have zer leans because Reichsmarschall Göring has fallen out...
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Old 28th May 2021, 18:53
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Holy ****, look guys, there's Steve McQueen up ahead.


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Old 28th May 2021, 19:25
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On ' The Repair Shop ' BBC 1, 4.30 Weekdays the team reconstruct a sofa and make a speed attempt.
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Old 28th May 2021, 19:27
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Look lads, three Berlin Double Decker busses watch this..
Well did seem a good idea after 10 Schnapps
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Old 28th May 2021, 19:28
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Double Decker Bus driver
'Look Evil Kineval and 2 friends on a motorbike...watch this.. '
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Deutsche angle.
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