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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 24th Aug 2021, 12:18
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Fanny blades.
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 12:54
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“I’ll go on top”
”No, me first!”
”We’ll spin for it then …”
”I’m not a spinner …”
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 13:18
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Doris and Nancy liked to perform in front of a fan.
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 15:36
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"I dunno Boss, we've shut it down but I can still hear the whining..."
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 15:36
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Oh...I thought CFM meant something else...
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Welcome to Lesbos...
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 15:46
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“Was he a creamed-off QFI?”
“Dunno, but I was!”
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 17:53
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Helluva whistling noise ladies
There crossed our legs, that better?
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 17:55
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China Airlines let the crutch out to achieve a bump start
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 18:02
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Can i put my starting handle in your Bendix gear?
No idea what you are talking about, but you can **** us....both together...

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Old 24th Aug 2021, 18:05
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You'll never belive who I had on the flight, the British Olympic Team....Yes all of them even the women. Except that Tom Daley, have to draw the line somewhere...
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 19:27
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He said we need to bump start it or we will be stuck here, ok fart.
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 19:32
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“Who are you applying to?”
”Virgin.”
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 19:44
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"Are you sure this is the outside toilet?"
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 21:21
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Originally Posted by ShyTorque
"Are you sure this is the outside toilet?"
We'll find out when the sh!t hits the fan.
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 21:22
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I'd say "get thee to a nunnery," but it looks like they've already taken the cowl.
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 21:36
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The third generation GEnx engine was so resilient that instead of firing frozen chickens into the fan, frigid chicks were used to test blade resiliency.

- Ed
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They said they needed some webbing to gag the engine, but I can’t see how ours will do.
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Old 24th Aug 2021, 22:23
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Look we’re wearing neck scarves, this must be a 1970’s Swedish porn movie…





so I am lead to believe they all wore them, though I cannot verify that.
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