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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 26th Aug 2021, 05:43
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Engineer finds a way to produce more torque.
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Old 26th Aug 2021, 06:41
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Captain says the engine went tech, something about ' Vibration Meter ' so asked us to be the indicator. More smiles = the flight gets grounded
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Old 26th Aug 2021, 06:47
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Well on the Kabul run last week the passengers were so glad to get away from the fighting and chaos and get back to the peace of Afghanistan safely.
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Old 26th Aug 2021, 06:50
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Will you get your hand off my leg, I'm not that kind of Hostess, ....said Kevin....
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Old 26th Aug 2021, 08:59
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I hear the engineer used to be a Gynecologist , so was quite used to a boroscope to getting in tight spaces
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Old 26th Aug 2021, 13:48
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Will call this tomorrow am, as I will be away for the weekend....

....so last call...!
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Old 26th Aug 2021, 16:20
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M2Dude says the intake produces 75% of the thrust, so with your gob we could get her up to
88 %
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Old 26th Aug 2021, 19:18
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So much for boundary layer, I can still feel a draught up my skirt.
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Old 26th Aug 2021, 19:42
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Well no the Chemtrail tank is leaking, so we have to supply it on draught.
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Old 26th Aug 2021, 19:44
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Well in response to the query please explain how the accident happened " is gonna take more that one sheet of A4 ... even with a sketch...
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Old 26th Aug 2021, 19:46
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...and finally in tonight's news...
Police are looking for the prankster that smeared Superglue on the engine cowl. However there have already been several offers to help the ladies in distress out of their clothes and supply a ladder.
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 06:45
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OK, time to let the ladies go....so the judging is as follows:

Some lovely, well thought humour on display...but taking it with typical smut and understated grace is:

Dan Gerous with:

Nah, I still prefer the washing machine.

Well done, and I will ask the ladies to drop the trophy off to you.
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 09:10
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Sometimes the winning line stands head and shoulders above the rest (ie, I wish I'd thought of that one!)
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 15:32
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Early bird and worm. Etc
Well done Dan
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 18:27
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Thanks 622.

I'm sure we can have some topical comments with this one


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Old 27th Aug 2021, 18:41
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“WAIT FOR MEEEEE … !!!”
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 18:54
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I'm making tracks outta here!
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 19:15
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The toilets are behind the hangar youuuuuu saaaaay..


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Come back with my Humveeeeee…
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Old 27th Aug 2021, 19:31
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Phew made it to Bagram, soon I’ll be flying out on the evacuation flight.
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