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Old 27th Aug 2021, 22:22
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Realising that Nutty was flying, Hoskins decided to walk.
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On the last flight out, Buster decided to stay with his mates.
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"That Man.....where is his PT Belt? ".
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The Bootnecks always short on budget had to improvise in Land Mine Detectors....and went ahead without the Snowshoes and Soccer Balls.
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Airman, get off my gras…sand.
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Bloody Sgt Majors, you’re not getting on my aircraft with hair that length, get it cut lad.
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Carl wondered about that promise of a life of adventure and all those free loving Swedish Blonde nymphomaniacs behind every Palm Tree the Recruiter had promised him.
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Well that's the last time I vote Biden...
Ah well as a veteran will be lauded and supported in civi life and respected wherever I go...
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Appropriately names Sgt Faukes get the task to guard the gunpowder and light the fuse at the appointed time. ..
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Fearing this may be the last time they saw their comrade the rest to his troop had a bidding war for his iPhone 12....
other recent mobile phones are available
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Having been unable to prove he had been Double Jabbed Pfc Hoskins was sent back to the Government Approved Hotel.
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Realising he was 4 points short of an upgrade, Hoskins raced off to find a 7/Eleven.
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Old 28th Aug 2021, 09:40
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Dang, forgot to turn off the lights.
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Old 28th Aug 2021, 12:08
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I'm not flying on that, it's full of cats and dogs and I've got my allergies to think of...

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How come he's allowed 200 emotional support animals to travel with him and I can't bring my pet camel spider...
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Having lined up for the final departure, Pvt Schultz is sent back to the tower to give take off clearance.



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“No, this way, General …”

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Having disagreed once to often with policy The Colonel goes to speak to the media...
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Old 28th Aug 2021, 18:58
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On reflection, I'm not sure this was such a good pic to use in the capcom at this time, so I'm going to call it now and give it to Nutloose with
Having lined up for the final departure, Pvt Schultz is sent back to the tower to give take off clearence.
Once Clarence has given clearance, he'll give Victor a vector to your location with the trophy.
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