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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 28th Aug 2021, 21:11
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Thanks, Iím surprised, ok see what you can do with these two.



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Old 28th Aug 2021, 21:42
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..and the dispute was settled by the traditional silly hat stare off.
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Old 28th Aug 2021, 21:44
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If you are not a girl then why are you wearing a hijab?
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Old 28th Aug 2021, 22:03
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No, I didn't shoot JR. Did you?
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Old 28th Aug 2021, 22:04
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We're going house to house searching for whoever stole our Tea Cosy. Any thoughts?
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Old 28th Aug 2021, 22:06
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But, can momentum be hidden to human eyes like how kinetic energy can be hidden as heat?
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Old 28th Aug 2021, 22:07
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The Taliban hadn't quite grasped how the Tinder Dating Ap worked.
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Old 28th Aug 2021, 23:10
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Oh Yah well your mother wears combat boots !
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Old 28th Aug 2021, 23:14
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"All the wires on your suicide vest are WHITE! You gotta have some red and green wires so Bond knows which one to cut!"
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 00:07
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You were the one who said to shoot out the tire.

Okay, okay. But how was I supposed to know they had a spare?
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 06:44
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I dont see anything wrong with this picture, a nice family meeting in Bradford
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 06:46
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With a whip aerial I can reach the other side of the street
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 06:50
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Recently unemployed Drone operator gets a job with Google Street View....finds old habits hard to break when asks his manager for permission to fire.
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 06:51
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In Islington Arsenal latest performance is discussed by the man in the street...
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 06:56
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I see Team GB is being successful at the Paralympics... all due to our help....
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 07:01
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At Kabul Fashion Show the latest in must have accessories is shown off....pockets for your mobile phone and battery charger...just remove the AK 47 mag and detonators, only $100.... None of this local currency rubbish
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 07:05
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Man on left, well I am a local working for the CIA embedded as a spy in the Taliban, but how did you know??
Found your contact details in the Embassy grounds
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 07:36
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Did you say "ex-leper"?
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 07:39
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Have you been eating garlic? You have! I can smell it on your breath... urrggghhh!
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 10:12
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"Yes, Al-Delboy had run out of those helmets when I got there. Al-Roooney said they were expecting to get more stock soon."
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