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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Aug 2021, 12:58
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"I'm getting 4 bars reception".
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Old 22nd Aug 2021, 13:12
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Well that’s the best damned chalk line up I’ve seen since I got here, unfortunately the Chinooks been diverted to pick up some people from the Embassy.
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Old 22nd Aug 2021, 13:15
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And next week, we learn the echelon formation.
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Old 22nd Aug 2021, 13:33
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As the striker goes down on a heap he indicates to the manager it was no 4 that clogged him. Meanwhile the subs bench, all 26 of them, immediately get on their feet hoping to be sent on...
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And remember when the Taliban sh+t hits the fan, I’m out of here.
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Old 22nd Aug 2021, 20:50
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Treadigraph of Croydon sends out a search party for the missing comment...
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Normally search squads use the dogs to detect the enemy, however the RSPCA feel the locals are cheaper ....and more expendable...
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Shouting... No i'm NOT alright, just sat on 4 FOUR of your effin ... landmines.
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Old 22nd Aug 2021, 21:14
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Haven’t you heard, I’m part of NATO… North American’s Terminate Operations… see ya.
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Old 23rd Aug 2021, 06:47
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Private Hoskins's morale boosting ventriloquist act was never the same since he lost 'Rodney'.
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Old 23rd Aug 2021, 07:18
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First of September, Pfc Hoskins finds he missed the last flight out of Kabul, Wishes he had not bought his watch from Trotters Independent Traders on his last visit to London...
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Old 23rd Aug 2021, 08:42
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Right lads, form an orderly queue, the Doctor will see you one at a time for the examination!
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Old 23rd Aug 2021, 09:46
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"Who's that sat there Bob?"

"..Oh he must be in charge ..look, he's a 'four man'..."
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Enjoy the rest of the yomp. I'm chopping four of you when we get back to camp.
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Old 23rd Aug 2021, 12:06
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". . . And I'll be in Scotland ah-4 ye."
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Old 23rd Aug 2021, 13:26
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And for todays dancing on sand, I am going to demonstrate the quickstep closely followed by the foxtrot...oscar.
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Old 23rd Aug 2021, 16:00
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My thumb? hang no I shot it off to get invalided back to blighty Wibble, but like my Great Uncle Blackadder it did not work either. Wibble
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The drought on Pen y Fan persisted
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Old 23rd Aug 2021, 16:32
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Don't want to worry you lads, but Sky TV have just sent in Alex Crawford....
....and the British Foreign office have sent in an additional four diplomats.
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Old 23rd Aug 2021, 17:01
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The General wants this to be hole no 4 so get on with the FOD walk, pay special attention for IED's
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Old 23rd Aug 2021, 17:04
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Groups of four please.
Todays lesson is tying bootlaces and disarming a person armed with a piece of fruit .
Lining up for the Dunny is tomorrow’s lesson number one and two .

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