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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 14th Jun 2021, 16:18
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Ok Chaps, once the broom handles, bin liners and bodge tape arrives, we are fully equipped for this mans war.
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 16:25
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Ok, FIX PIGSTICKERS..

Err Sarge, you can't call them that these days, you are insulting various races and religions with those comments, even if we are about to repeatedly stab them to death...
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 16:29
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Ok, FIX PIGSTICKERS, prepare to charge up the beach, Wun, ignore the Politicians they will run away like a bunch of school blouses, your target it the Pig on a spit roast, Ho, you go for the roast Chickens, Ling Chow, you get the booze and Low Sprung, go for the vegetables, then we will retreat back to here ok.
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 16:57
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Are you sure these anti-aircraft sticks will work on the low flying Sopwith Camels ?

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Old 14th Jun 2021, 16:59
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Hold on -- I just reread the orders. It seems we're to perform a masking attack.
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 17:14
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Wu Lien-teh's masks will protect us from the plague, and we might need the bayonets if someone tries to force the border. But why are we standing in a ditch?
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 18:29
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“Mnnh ammmunnnh”
”Mnh aghn?”
”Mnnh … fnghh it. Stnnnd dhnn”
”Wot?”
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 18:44
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Anyone with Marshmallows?
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 18:46
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Ooh I dunno, the straw stuffed dummies hanging on ropes look very warlike to me.
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 18:49
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"....reports are cumming that white flags are flying over Stanley "
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 18:57
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GAS? No, Monsieur....change of underwear day!
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 20:28
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Andre you change with Francis , George you change with Arnault , Leon you change with Pierre and Hamish go get some kit and never mind this Commando let it blow in the wind transferred from a Heeland regiment so knicker rules do not apply to you horseradish .
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 20:34
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"You want jab, we give you jab!"
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 23:16
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“Captain Mainwaring…..can I stay at the back please because I can’t see a thing….I’ve brought my welding goggles by mistake!”

“Stupid boy!”
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 23:41
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"Alright, where's Hoskins?"
"At the aid station, Sir. Bayonet in his foot."
"How on Earth did that happen?"
"Not rightly sure, Sir. But it was just after you told us to steel ourselves."


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Old 15th Jun 2021, 00:07
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Deploy those pesky bubble makers now you elderberry stinkers .

After receiving valuable intel from a public humour forum about a new hearts and minds psyops , the new anti bubble battalion was formed . Started with just a small group of professional potato peelers from the KP units these groups of men have been trained to overcome their fear of elderberry wine fumes and get popping bubbles. The specialty masks worn usually cannot stop a brick but apparently can be scented with Gwinnett Paltrow perfumes to increase the absolute acridity and fervour of the squads .
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 05:22
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It's the army's new "Trench Warfare Dress" regulations. The MoD doesn't want any of the troops to catch COVID while engaging in hand-to-hand combat. This includes use of "Social Distancing" bayonets.
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 05:31
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Originally Posted by 622
Many thanks....so swiftly onto the next!

..away you go!

The trick is keeping the bubbles away from those pikemen
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 05:44
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The Nagasaki Defence Force prepares to defend the home Islands.
" There is nothing the Americans can throw at us we cannot defeat "
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 05:47
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At Carbis Bay the evening BBQ gets out of control. The Anti-Fun Police finally move in.
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