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Old 11th May 2021, 03:36
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In an attempt to test his eyesight, Mr Cummings takes a trip to Bernard Castle. Sees the above and immediately declares he is safe to drive back to London.
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The two brain cells of [name the politician of your choice] are eventually about to collide after a fierce chase bt another.
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Disney enters the aviation market
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Over the Radio, Andromeda Voyager reports to Base

" Orbiting the third planet from Sol, No intelligent life discovered apart from the Dolphins, moving on "
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Arthur..." What do you mean if we're lucky they will throw us out into the vacuum of space, if we are unlucky the Vogan Captain will read us poetry ? "
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Owing to a error in size recognition the Alien assault craft were mistaken for a tasty Bonio dog biscuit. We expect them to re appear later today
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Old 11th May 2021, 08:25
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That bloody Kiltrash, I've still got Zager and Evans on the brain!

Really, Ive got Those Magnificent Men on mine
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The Varsity re-imagined!
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"We're in the pipe, 5 by 5"
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Remember, keep your mouth shut or you will get the squirts.
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This will never be adopted, I can't see my ferck orf big watch.
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What every Marine thought they were getting when they saw the 'Marines to get jet packs' thread!
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No2 to Leader ....either your hook is down or your flies are undone!
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In an effort to dispel the arguments, VAR publish the microscopic proof that Harry Kane WAS offside by Microns, but offside is still offside.
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Too close for Lasers, switching to Transporters
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Top Gun 17 and the World Air Force use their latest weapons Bow and Arrows
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In an effort to prevent mankind development into the Federation, the Borg travel back in time to 1976 Los Angeles. Descide it's not worth assimilating the locals and leave ...
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The Planet's surface was smooth, and the landing run almost unlimited. Hoskins reckoned he could put his craft down in one piece for a change.
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Michael O'Leary: "Well now, that's given me a great idea...."
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