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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th Jun 2021, 05:51
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In this Army, there are no minimum height requirements.



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In this Army the seven dwarfs would feel loved .
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 08:40
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The smallest man in the unit was expected to lead patrols for obvious reasons.
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 09:43
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Ronnie Corbett stars in "Carry on Up the Ginza."
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 10:05
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An amusing incident at the Swiss Army reunion .....5 men turned up with the same attachments!
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 10:30
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Our fork squad will be along shortly, followed by the female spoon squad.
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Mein Gott, but Hitler told us to prepare for zer night of zer long knives.
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 10:33
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As our Sgt, one eyed Jack said, careful with those you'll have someone eye owww.... Hence we now wear goggles.
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 11:07
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Just another Friday night in Croydon...
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 11:08
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Well that's the last time we let Hoskins San organise a pi$$ up in a brewery

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organise the outfits for the Marathon Charity Run
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 11:10
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Dammit Treaders, was just about to say the same about Newcastle...
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 11:12
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The Israel security force has never had a aircraft hijack after the officers are told to display in plane sight.
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 11:14
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....and as soon as disaster threatens the goggles turn totally dark...

( cr HHGTTG )
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 11:40
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Rare photo of the Azerbaijan Tyre Liberation Army.
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The ' Ring of Steel is thrown round the Euro Football Trophy as it's country wide tour nears Liverpool.

Well the red side as the blue side is well known for being friendly..
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 15:03
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Bayonetta, gentille bayonetta,
Bayonetta, je te plumerai.

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Old 15th Jun 2021, 15:58
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Having donned their anti-flash gear, the squad shows a flash of steel.
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Old 15th Jun 2021, 16:28
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Just another Friday night trying to avoid being taken alive to Croydon...
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I really wanted to join the AirForce, but they were all out of stock of sanitary towels with wings to wear on ones face.
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There I was, up the Khybers pass, and he wasn't happy.
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Have you met Spike and his mates?
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