Deploy those pesky bubble makers now you elderberry stinkers .
After receiving valuable intel from a public humour forum about a new hearts and minds psyops , the new anti bubble battalion was formed . Started with just a small group of professional potato peelers from the KP units these groups of men have been trained to overcome their fear of elderberry wine fumes and get popping bubbles. The specialty masks worn usually cannot stop a brick but apparently can be scented with Gwinnett Paltrow perfumes to increase the absolute acridity and fervour of the squads .