Caption Competition Mk III

[Ascend Charlie]

The Venezuelan Coast Guard anxiously awaits their shipment from Iran, with the latest .303 rifles.

[Buster Hyman]

Sarge said to fix bayonets, but I can't see anything wrong with them!

[treadigraph]

The real Wombles of Wimbledon Common prepare to go on Litter Patrol...

[treadigraph]

Baldrick has another cunning plan - although its aims aren't apparent even to him...

[622]

The Cornish Home Guard issued an apology after arresting Angela Merkel and hubby during a beach stroll

..In a statement the CHG said "Well, no one told us the war was over....but a delivery pidgeon was due any day from London...so that may confirm it!"

[treadigraph]

Are there any more beans, Mr Taggart?

[Beamr]

Baldrick! The mask does not protect you properly if you wear it under your nose. Not that it would matter much with chlorine gas but a regulation is a regulation, and in the army we follow the regulations.

[Dan Gerous]

Well if you'd stayed in single file, we wouldn't have got stuck!

[Kiltrash]

The North Korean Home Guard are tasked with protecting the Corn harvest, find some short fat won has commandeered them first

[Kiltrash]

The Dover Home Guard assist in repelling asylum seekers during Covid

[Kiltrash]

But Sarge, not a good way to attack the Gatling gun is it.. ?

[cattletruck]

Face masks, eye goggles, and spike proteins were standard issue for biological warfare.

[622]

Prvt Hoskins apologised to his mates and admitted that the baked bean & sprout surprise..with extra prunes! was probably not a good choice to cook them for dinner the evening before.

[Kiltrash]

At Bannockburn, Robert the Bruce prepares to welcome King Edward.

[Kiltrash]

Nicola declares Independence for Scotland.
"Please can we have some of your spare Covid Jabs "

[Kiltrash]

...and finally, Scotland fans prepare to get on the Football Special to Wembley..
"But its only Monday the games not till Friday.."
"Don't wanna miss drinking time in Trafalgar square "

[Kiltrash]

In Iwo Jima the last squad of Japanese soldiers finally surrender and ask " Is Bryan Adams still No 1 !

[622]

"Sarge, are you sure this is what the Adj meant when he said he wanted us all to use protection when we went on leave in the town and met the 'lovely' young ladies?"

[NutLoose]

Japans protection squad dig in on Carbis Bay beach to protect their leader during the G7 summit.

[SASless]

The lads misunderstood what it was meant about the Huns living like Fat Bastards!