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Herman realised there must be easier ways to European domination and on the battlefield the basis of the EU idea is formed.
Stop firing. ..stop firing..STOP FIRING..
Sorry Sarge could not hear you, bloody noise of all these guns going off.
or
That's not a Enemy plane, you've got a blue bottle on your Gas Mask...
Sorry Sarge could not hear you, bloody noise of all these guns going off.
or
That's not a Enemy plane, you've got a blue bottle on your Gas Mask...
Right that's the Red Baron make sure we get him right in the sights and FIRE....
But Sarge isn't he one of ours??
Yes caught him with my wife last week, who does he think he is, Lord Flasheart?
Will claim it's was all due to Blue on Red ....teach him to paint his Focker in that colour
But Sarge isn't he one of ours??
Yes caught him with my wife last week, who does he think he is, Lord Flasheart?
Will claim it's was all due to Blue on Red ....teach him to paint his Focker in that colour
The Acme Cherry Pitter comes with the added advantage of being able to fire all the stones at next door’s cat.
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Not A Caption.
*** I feel a shortage of ammo is creeping upon us. I have a short list already: any more offers? ***
*** I feel a shortage of ammo is creeping upon us. I have a short list already: any more offers? ***
...and finally the German Army are accused of flouting disability laws, by not providing weapons for Left Handed soldiers
Ah Bae see a market they had not previously exploited. ...
Ah Bae see a market they had not previously exploited. ...
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OK, decision time! My submission would have been along the lines on “Use Maxim-um elevation, Hans” (Geddit?]
However …Credits are as follows:
Tech Award - ORAC for recognising Logie Baird’s early efforts.
Flight Saftety Award - Dan Gerous with his holes in cheese.
Commendations to:
Treadigraph - Snoopy’s Kennel
Ninthace - The Cherry Pitter
But I just have to go with (quality over quantity on this occasion)… utterly out of context, and actually made me laugh
Kiltrash … “Luke...hiss... we are your ..hiss ..Father. ..”
Over to you, Kiltrash! Trophy in the tender care of Jersey Post, so you may get it by Christmas!
However …Credits are as follows:
Tech Award - ORAC for recognising Logie Baird’s early efforts.
Flight Saftety Award - Dan Gerous with his holes in cheese.
Commendations to:
Treadigraph - Snoopy’s Kennel
Ninthace - The Cherry Pitter
But I just have to go with (quality over quantity on this occasion)… utterly out of context, and actually made me laugh
Kiltrash … “Luke...hiss... we are your ..hiss ..Father. ..”
Over to you, Kiltrash! Trophy in the tender care of Jersey Post, so you may get it by Christmas!
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Wilson: I say, Sir, would you mind awfully pointing that rifle away from Godfrey's chest, it might make a terrible mess on the floor
Godfrey: Oooh, my sister Dolly wouldn't like that at all
Jones: Yes, he don't like it up 'im!
Pike: That's not what the verger says
Wilson: Be quiet Frank!
Mainwaring: Stupid boy!
Fraser: Bugger, now I've forgotten my line!
Godfrey: Oooh, my sister Dolly wouldn't like that at all
Jones: Yes, he don't like it up 'im!
Pike: That's not what the verger says
Wilson: Be quiet Frank!
Mainwaring: Stupid boy!
Fraser: Bugger, now I've forgotten my line!
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Now listen men, my intention is to withdraw the bolts from each rifle and scatter them along the railway tracks to prevent the weapons falling into the enemies hands.