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Ok Chaps, once the broom handles, bin liners and bodge tape arrives, we are fully equipped for this mans war.
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Ok, FIX PIGSTICKERS..
Err Sarge, you can't call them that these days, you are insulting various races and religions with those comments, even if we are about to repeatedly stab them to death...
Err Sarge, you can't call them that these days, you are insulting various races and religions with those comments, even if we are about to repeatedly stab them to death...
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Ok, FIX PIGSTICKERS, prepare to charge up the beach, Wun, ignore the Politicians they will run away like a bunch of school blouses, your target it the Pig on a spit roast, Ho, you go for the roast Chickens, Ling Chow, you get the booze and Low Sprung, go for the vegetables, then we will retreat back to here ok.
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“Mnnh ammmunnnh”
”Mnh aghn?”
”Mnnh … fnghh it. Stnnnd dhnn”
”Wot?”
”Mnh aghn?”
”Mnnh … fnghh it. Stnnnd dhnn”
”Wot?”
GAS? No, Monsieur....change of underwear day!
Andre you change with Francis , George you change with Arnault , Leon you change with Pierre and Hamish go get some kit and never mind this Commando let it blow in the wind transferred from a Heeland regiment so knicker rules do not apply to you horseradish .
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“Captain Mainwaring…..can I stay at the back please because I can’t see a thing….I’ve brought my welding goggles by mistake!”
“Stupid boy!”
“Stupid boy!”
"Alright, where's Hoskins?"
"At the aid station, Sir. Bayonet in his foot."
"How on Earth did that happen?"
"Not rightly sure, Sir. But it was just after you told us to steel ourselves."
"At the aid station, Sir. Bayonet in his foot."
"How on Earth did that happen?"
"Not rightly sure, Sir. But it was just after you told us to steel ourselves."
Deploy those pesky bubble makers now you elderberry stinkers .
After receiving valuable intel from a public humour forum about a new hearts and minds psyops , the new anti bubble battalion was formed . Started with just a small group of professional potato peelers from the KP units these groups of men have been trained to overcome their fear of elderberry wine fumes and get popping bubbles. The specialty masks worn usually cannot stop a brick but apparently can be scented with Gwinnett Paltrow perfumes to increase the absolute acridity and fervour of the squads .
After receiving valuable intel from a public humour forum about a new hearts and minds psyops , the new anti bubble battalion was formed . Started with just a small group of professional potato peelers from the KP units these groups of men have been trained to overcome their fear of elderberry wine fumes and get popping bubbles. The specialty masks worn usually cannot stop a brick but apparently can be scented with Gwinnett Paltrow perfumes to increase the absolute acridity and fervour of the squads .
It's the army's new "Trench Warfare Dress" regulations. The MoD doesn't want any of the troops to catch COVID while engaging in hand-to-hand combat. This includes use of "Social Distancing" bayonets.