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Old 18th Jun 2021, 10:30
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Donald and Stewart had a good idea who may have put grass seed on their hats before going on leave!
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Supertramp's new album - Crimea of the Century...
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The Mess Committee accepts your tender for repair of the regimental condom.
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Not only were they not wearing their skirts, it was found two of the regiment had committed the ultimate faux pas in wearing their bras outside their tunics and back to front.
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You do realise after this, I won't be able to set a foot in Scotland again................................. So it's not all bad news
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Andy Stewart prepares to debut his follow up to "Donald, Where's Your Troosers?" at the Drumnadrochit Ladies' Social Evening. "Donald Wears Ma Kilt!" was not the hit he had hoped...
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With the siege of Sevastopol being conducted via Zoom, the 72nd Highland saw no reason to change out of its pajama bottoms.
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NATO threatens to go old school if Putin refuses to de-annex Crimea.
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The hats? ock when they strangle the cats to make yon bagpipes oot off, we get first dibs on the fur and it protects oor hearing from the player on oor right. you dinna think playing the strangle cat was just a saying did ya?
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McTavish, McDougall, and Mountbatten we’re tasked with finding the spy in their ranks.
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“We are smiling. Just take the damn picture!”
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Mickey D's third shift fry cooks.

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In a bid to reduce shop lifting, Edinburgh Woollen Mills introduces a new dress code for its store staff.
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"Face mask? We grow our own, laddie!"
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Gillete weren't brave enough to ask for "Before and After" photos.
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"Brazilian? What's that?"
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Orders are to beard the Russian bear in his den, and these are just the men to do it.
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Top three finishers in regimental "Crimean Peninsula on your chin" competition. Second-runner-up McTavish (r.) demands a recount.
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Proof that the Scottish Hair Force preceded the RAF.
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