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Old 17th Jun 2021, 17:21
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Was that what Biden says he said to Putin, Nutty?
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Sorry for the tardiness. Been off the radar for a day or so. Cheers for the win! Now, hae a go a' thus!

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"Crimea?"

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Scotland rumoured to be trying out a new back three...."no-one is flicking the ball over my head" said Private Hendry.
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Z Z Top - the Crimea years...
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Smithers! Wilson! Get a bloody haircut! Thompson - good turn out, well done that man!
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"Dinna gie me that Hearts and Minds crap, Jimmy ... we''re here to kill."
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A shortage of bears' skins led to trials of the McBeret.
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Picture taken on Saturday 19th June, 2021:

Jock, Jock and Steve regret saying in 2001 they would not shave until Scotland beat England!


(I hope this caption still works tomorrow! )
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You don't think we put all this crap on to support the team, no, we are here to ensure they do not lose 2-0 again.
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A black cat maybe unlucky crossing your path, but what about two shagging your ears?
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These truwsers are tight around the trossacks mon.
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An independent Scotland announce their readiness to rejoin NATO.
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I bet he drinks Tartan Ale
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I'm sorry Gentlemen this will not doo, doo you noo have any multi racials amongst your company?

You mean like Hamish from Shetland?

Orr noo, I mean peoples of colour,

I, well there is Angus from Glasgow, he is darker than the rest of us, but that's because he doesn't wash..

Hmm... Ok, lets try... what about Women?

Och aye, we have plenty of those, mostly working under us do you ken?

Ermmm... yes, and noo, that won't doo either, what aboot disabled?

Well there is Frazer, he's got the squirts real bad ya noo

No, that's noo good...what aboot Transexuals?

What's that?

Men that are transitioning to women...

Ock aye, the Companies full of fellas wearing skirt....errr Kilts.

That'll doo, we need some men in skirts in the photo.



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We always have to a an NCO in the picture since the unfortunate episode at Sebastopol when the Times correspondent asked for a photograph of just our privates!
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