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Old 25th Jun 2021, 20:10
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After studying the reconnaissance photos, Command decided to employ carpet bombing.
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Old 25th Jun 2021, 20:44
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There's nothing an armored company loves more than a good shag.
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I thought that Axminster was on Salisbury Plain.
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"Get a move on...Underlay, Underlay!!"
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Old 25th Jun 2021, 21:22
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After his court martial, the Armoured Regiment's CO was Cashmered from the Army.
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The British Army unveils its new mat camouflage .
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Don’t worry Sir, I can assure you the Russians have nothing like them, theirs are all full size.
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Old 26th Jun 2021, 04:57
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After making a hash of the attack, Major Hoskins was carpeted by his superiors...
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Old 26th Jun 2021, 04:59
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I didn't say there were pansies in the weave, I said there were Panzers on the way...
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Old 26th Jun 2021, 05:02
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The original screenplay for Fantastic Voyage had been written by an ex Army man. When a former member of the Senior Service took over, the script was changed considerably...
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Old 26th Jun 2021, 05:45
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Normally it's a childs small multicoloured building brick toy made in Denmark that you step on
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Old 26th Jun 2021, 05:48
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Well that's a new record said the dad to the mum, Andy' s birthday and the must have toy he has badgered us for tbe last 9 months and been opened and discarded in 3.13 minutes....
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Old 26th Jun 2021, 05:51
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No no no Mr MPN, the Generals staff car should be left at the Kitchen Headquarters well away from the danger
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Old 26th Jun 2021, 05:54
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The whole troop was hoovered up by a cyclonic vacuum machine when Hazel was fed up with her boys not tidying up after themselves. Would not have happened if we had girls instead...
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Old 26th Jun 2021, 05:58
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At a stock count it was discovered a Ambulance was MIA, so the family rushed the Collie to the vet who advised to wait a couple of days and the vehicle should reappear
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Old 26th Jun 2021, 06:03
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Dad...what you doing son?...
Son...Playing Army maneuvers in Aldershot
Dad ...Why are thay not moving?...
Son...Swipe right does not work...
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Old 26th Jun 2021, 06:09
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As the caravan headed west the Indians attacked, and so form a circle defence stratagems were founded
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Old 26th Jun 2021, 06:11
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...and finally 😂 as the players line up Garth shows the English new defence formation when faced with a superior German Attacking formation.
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Old 26th Jun 2021, 06:40
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Plainly young Master MPN had. never had the joy of a mass movement of an Army Unit.....but did suffer from a very bad case of OCD.
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The inclusive nature of the armed forces is to be welcomed, however, carpet burn will now be classed as self inflicted injury.


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