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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 27th Jul 2021, 09:00
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I was right, my wife does have someone who drops in when he thinks I won't be home.
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 09:56
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For the last time Hoskins - you shout "One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, Check!" and then pull the ripcord, not count to one hundred, two hundred, three hundred!!
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 10:33
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"If you come home pi$$ed one more time, we're getting a divorce."
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 10:55
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No safety boots or hi viz vest, good luck with the insurance claim mate.


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Hello Argos? I ordered a chute for the kids, not a big kid in a parachute!
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 10:58
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Would you like a nice cup of tea?
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I normally shoot uninvited guests but in your case I think I might be outgunned...
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 11:01
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All because the lady loves Milktray...

Chocolate? You think my wife wants chocolate? Have you seen how fat she is?
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 11:20
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You could at least dry the bloody dishes....
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 11:24
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So you're not marching out of your quarter today?
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 11:25
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This cooker is bloody filthy.
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 11:29
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Naaa, drone delivery by Amazon is all bull****, trust me, I am the reality behind that mask.
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 11:47
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Hoskins was ready to go to the fancy dress party as a paratrooper, but he slipped on the floor, fell down, and smashed the Toblerone everywhere.
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Parachute accidents go through the roof.
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You said I could just drop in.
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By the way, your chimney needs pointing
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Old 27th Jul 2021, 14:18
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Telling Hoskins about BASE jumping may have been a mistake.
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Fortunately, both black boxes were found immediately after the accident.

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Cactii, am I in Mexico? I appear to be on the other side of the wall...
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I'm part of the strike force, we are taking part in the War against Terra.cotta...
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