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Director..." Right lads, so on the blast of the whistle you go over the top, and as the machine gunners mow you down, the camera will fade to sepia...."
...over his shoulder he whispers ' we did remove the blanks? I want to see real blood. '
...over his shoulder he whispers ' we did remove the blanks? I want to see real blood. '
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The RAF Regiment’s elite Anti-Zeppelin Troop waited patiently for a low-flying one to pass their way.
In a little nondescript town in Eastern Ukraine the clean up crew are given additional PPE for the Nuclear Residue.
'Comrades for the good of the state you are never to speak of what happened here..'
'Comrades for the good of the state you are never to speak of what happened here..'
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Croydon Council's Public Relations team
As the PPRuNe members head to South London for their annual conference the
Mobile Croydon Artist Service come to give a display to rapturous applause
Mobile Croydon Artist Service come to give a display to rapturous applause
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And when the Dukes of Hazard leap the ditch, we pop their tyres, Wun, you take care of the spare..
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At Mathilda-Janine's tenth birthday fancy dress party, horrid cousin Nigel and his mates came as party poppers...
What with the excitement of the engagement and subsequent wedding preparations, neither Harry Fix not Helen Bayonetes gave much thought to the confusion a hyphenated name would later cause.
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I must confess that I use the maxim "If I can hit you with my walking stick then you are within two metres" when out and about these days, so in similar vein, tonight's winner is:
Well done sir, and take it away!!
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I must confess that I use the maxim "If I can hit you with my walking stick then you are within two metres" when out and about these days, so in similar vein, tonight's winner
Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was View Post
It's the army's new "Trench Warfare Dress" regulations. The MoD doesn't want any of the troops to catch COVID while engaging in hand-to-hand combat. This includes use of "Social Distancing" bayonets.
Well done sir, and take it away!!
Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was View Post
It's the army's new "Trench Warfare Dress" regulations. The MoD doesn't want any of the troops to catch COVID while engaging in hand-to-hand combat. This includes use of "Social Distancing" bayonets.
Well done sir, and take it away!!
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Quick Vladimir Vladimirovich, Mr Biden has nodded off. While he snoozes, let's invade Hawaii!
Quick Vladimir Vladimirovich, Mr Biden has nodded off. While he snoozes, let's invade Hawaii!
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I’ve let him know he won.