Caption Competition Mk III
Typical politicians - always giving stump speeches.
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Groping Joe declines the wife swap but offered his VP as a way to sweeten the deal.
But even Boris knew to turn down Wun Dum Ho.....face down!
But even Boris knew to turn down Wun Dum Ho.....face down!
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Well, Boris, I could have been inspired … but Corn Wall is so wooden.
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I tell you Joe, never let someone else pack for you. i'm wearing the wifes knickers and they're riding up something wicked
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So Sturgeon called me last night and told me she should be involved as she gave a toss about Scotland. So we sawed the top off the tree last night and sent her the caber to toss
Sorry all been delayed, the BBQ went on a bit longer than planned.
Some more offerings.
JB....Sh!t thought you said Trump was comming..
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BJ...So can we have Anne?
JB....Can we have Andrew?
BJ....That's a no then...
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That's all right Joe, put whatever you want in the communication and I will sign it, got a match to watch...
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BJ as host for the G7 takes it as far as possible from home troubles, London, Parliament, Wallpaper. Northern Ireland, Brexit, Scotland, Pandemic, Wales, Dominic, Pole Dance
At least Cornwall don't want independence he reasoned....
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However the Final Communique has been drafted, torn up, re drafted, thought about and sent to Sir Humphrey to put into plane English...
so please stand by as the results are to come. After another glass of Red...
Some more offerings.
JB....Sh!t thought you said Trump was comming..
or
BJ...So can we have Anne?
JB....Can we have Andrew?
BJ....That's a no then...
or
That's all right Joe, put whatever you want in the communication and I will sign it, got a match to watch...
or
BJ as host for the G7 takes it as far as possible from home troubles, London, Parliament, Wallpaper. Northern Ireland, Brexit, Scotland, Pandemic, Wales, Dominic, Pole Dance
At least Cornwall don't want independence he reasoned....
or
However the Final Communique has been drafted, torn up, re drafted, thought about and sent to Sir Humphrey to put into plane English...
so please stand by as the results are to come. After another glass of Red...
In Joint Runner up.( But your all winners ) is Treadi with
and
Nutty with
However there can only be one winner and somehow bringing Military Aviation into the equation the honour goes to Wensleydale with
Its yours sir..
How am ah liking Cornwall? Well so far ah've had five pasties, seven pints of Rattler and six pints of Tribute. An' that was just a workin' lunch...
Nutty with
Just don’t mention Devon and how wonderful it is Joe.
Its yours sir..
Bayonets, Covid Masks, and Nuke Anti-Flash goggles....ready for anything!