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Old 13th Jun 2021, 14:18
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Typical politicians - always giving stump speeches.

- Ed
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 15:03
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Hi All. LAST ORDERS please. Calling at 8 pm UK time...
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 15:10
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Groping Joe declines the wife swap but offered his VP as a way to sweeten the deal.

But even Boris knew to turn down Wun Dum Ho.....face down!
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 16:25
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Well, Boris, I could have been inspired Ö but Corn Wall is so wooden.
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 16:49
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I tell you Joe, never let someone else pack for you. i'm wearing the wifes knickers and they're riding up something wicked
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 16:54
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So Sturgeon called me last night and told me she should be involved as she gave a toss about Scotland. So we sawed the top off the tree last night and sent her the caber to toss
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 19:45
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Sorry all been delayed, the BBQ went on a bit longer than planned.

Some more offerings.

JB....Sh!t thought you said Trump was comming..

or


BJ...So can we have Anne?
JB....Can we have Andrew?
BJ....That's a no then...

or

That's all right Joe, put whatever you want in the communication and I will sign it, got a match to watch...
or


BJ as host for the G7 takes it as far as possible from home troubles, London, Parliament, Wallpaper. Northern Ireland, Brexit, Scotland, Pandemic, Wales, Dominic, Pole Dance
At least Cornwall don't want independence he reasoned....

or

However the Final Communique has been drafted, torn up, re drafted, thought about and sent to Sir Humphrey to put into plane English...
so please stand by as the results are to come. After another glass of Red...
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 19:56
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In Joint Runner up.( But your all winners ) is Treadi with

How am ah liking Cornwall? Well so far ah've had five pasties, seven pints of Rattler and six pints of Tribute. An' that was just a workin' lunch...
and

Nutty with

Just donít mention Devon and how wonderful it is Joe.
However there can only be one winner and somehow bringing Military Aviation into the equation the honour goes to Wensleydale with

Originally Posted by Wensleydale
"K11, Bristol Channel".

"Damn - you've just sunk the Nimitz!"
Its yours sir..
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 21:04
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When Disport met Battleships!

Thanks Kiltrash....staying topical perhaps?



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Old 13th Jun 2021, 21:50
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The NSW government takes a tough line with people trying to escape across the border from Victorian lockdown.
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 22:41
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In a strange twist of fate, members of the Durian Brigade found themselves alone on the Battlefield.
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 23:02
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B Platoon is ready for the fondue party.
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 23:49
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He said something about Spanish fliers. But I don't see how these masks will protect us . . . and isn't Spain neutral anyway?
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 23:50
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Look at the bright side -- there's no way a virus will get through the mask AND survive the chlorine gas.
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 23:50
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Of course I volunteer -- I've always wanted to go on a covid mission.
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 01:18
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The first new cohort of flight attendants undergoing new training requirements for expected surge in cattle class post Covid travel to Shagaluf from Luton .


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Old 14th Jun 2021, 04:37
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Bayonets, Covid Masks, and Nuke Anti-Flash goggles....ready for anything!
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 05:34
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Ready for the smoke from the BBQ
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 05:35
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Captain Mainwaring. They don't like it up 'em
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Old 14th Jun 2021, 05:37
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Terracotta army gets a modern makeover when the display re opened on 21 June 19 July
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