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Old 12th Jun 2021, 00:49
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"Hey Joe, did I introduce my mate Stumpy?"
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Old 12th Jun 2021, 01:27
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(L-R) Stumped - Stump - Stumpy

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Old 12th Jun 2021, 01:31
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Nervous laughs all around once they realize they are sitting next to a brand new unused chopping block .

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Old 12th Jun 2021, 04:47
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Say Boris, how about we swap wives tonight?
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Do you like m' stump?
Sure, but please call me Joe.
What do you mean my wife's a hoe?
Fine! I'll go!
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Old 12th Jun 2021, 07:13
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(Boris): ..."such as a Cornwall log..."
(Joe, waking up): "Wassat? The Duchess of Cornwall is a dog??"
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Old 12th Jun 2021, 09:38
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(With apologies to Baddiel and Newman )

"You see that stump of wood between us?"

"I have observed it, yes"

"That's far more use than you will ever be Al, has better hair, and more brains!"
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Old 12th Jun 2021, 10:40
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So tell me, have you read Homer?
No, but I did the Simpsons coloring book on the way over.
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Old 12th Jun 2021, 13:30
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I see you’re still using that notepad Naughty Korea Kimmy sent you.
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Old 12th Jun 2021, 13:32
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You think the logs bad, we still crown people sitting on a stone.
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Old 12th Jun 2021, 13:35
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Next time we won’t let the bloody Canadian do the first interview, we are still trying to located the rest of the tree.
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Old 12th Jun 2021, 17:30
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Johnson may think he's a tough negotiator, but after I get done with him, he'll be known as Cornwallis.
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"K11, Bristol Channel".

"Damn - you've just sunk the Nimitz!"
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Old 12th Jun 2021, 21:59
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Jesus, you look like a bag of ****.
Gimme a break Joe, I ran a comb through my hair yesterday
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Old 12th Jun 2021, 22:01
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Crikey that covid really did you in Donald, you've lost weight and gone a funny colour
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Hey Joe, don’t knock the tie, Donald taught me how to tie it.
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Petrified wood? I can tell you it was scared ****less when it heard it was sharing the stage with us two.
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 02:44
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Joe, knowing his history, reacts accordingly when Monica Lewinsky walks in. Boris on the other hand, is up for anything!
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Old 13th Jun 2021, 10:07
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JB: Boris tells me the Jam should go on before the Cream - he doesn't seem to realise that only Clapton is still alive from Cream.

BJ: No, we are talking scones, Joe, not rock.

JB: What is scone music? And does it rhyme with own, gone or tune?

BJ: Say goodnight to the folks, Gracie...
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BJ:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa

JB:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?

Suspendies and a bra?
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